Текст песни Christmas Creed Song Parody (My Presents Were Open) - Toby Turner

Well I just love the holiday.
Christmas Lights. Santa's Sleigh.
Early rise, I'm on the way.
When to my surprise, under the tree...
The presents were open.
Who opened my presents?
Who the fuck broke in
And started opening
My fucking presents?
Who does that?
My presents were open.
They didn't touch like anything.
Just the stuff under the tree.
They didn't take the stuff
The presents had inside...
They just ripped the wrapping paper off.
Fuck those guys.
My presents were open!
They ruined the surprise.
Broke into my place and opened everything.
My fucking presents.
And left them neatly arranged.
Guess I'll tell my mom...
To rewrap everything.
My fucking presents.