Текст песни My Autopsy - TurtleFrogMan
Here lies a 58 year old caucasian male
5'7 165 pounds
His Outward appearance is bloated and pale
But its really much worse than it probably sounds
On my table he looks like a turtle that's perched on a log
It's not east to picture but conjure it up if you can
He's got a barrel chest, thin arms and legs like a common bullfrog
He's a strange combination part turtle part frog and part man
The incision is made now, his ribs quickly crack
I'm pulling out his heart and its shockingly little
It's hardened on the outside and appears to be black
But if you get past the crust, its mushy in the middle
Let's pulls out his liver now, oh good lord how it stinks!
It sloshes around like a whiskey aquarium
You have to wonder why a grown man so heavily drinks!
He'll contaminate the water supply if they bury him!
What brings this man to lay here on my table?
What horrors did the first resending cops see?
What story would he tell if he were able?
Much will be revealed in his autopsy
From the outside a clock can appear like a simple invention
But if you take it apart there's these intricate motors.and gears
From the outside a person's not worth a brief look or a mention
But if you take them apart you could peel back the layers for years
As is standard procedure, a coroner always inspects
The brain which is cut from the skull so confined
The hypothalamus regulates the desire for sex
His is larger than all the rest of his brain parts combined
His penis is small as I continue my routine inspection
I'm not seeing any signs of unusual wear like a rash
He shows signs of poor blood flow its hard to achieve erection
So his horny brain wrote the big checks that is dick couldn't cash
What brings this man to lay here on my table?
The more I cut the more the truth just pops free?
What story would he tell if he were able?
You really get to know someone in an autopsy
So, what did we learn about this odd looking man here before me?
His heart is tough on the outside but if you get past it he'll sob
His brain composition was such that we he was constantly horny
But he wasn't really born with the right tools to finish the job
So what killed this man? Was it something he was drinking or eating?
Form a hypothesis, one of the scientific laws is
Too many character flaws make a man's heart stop beating
So I hereby declare that this man died of natural causes
What brought this man to lay here on my table?
Was he some sort of awful person like a nazi?
What story would he tell if he were able?
MUCH HAS BEEN revealed in his autopsy
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