Текст песни Patient Zero (Don't Eat Bats) - TurtleFrogMan
For lunch, I enjoyed a hot, steaming bowl of bat stew
And a monkey brain sandwich as I'd grown accustomed to do
Later that day I was coughing and that's when I knew
I had multiple symptoms consistent with having the flu
I finished and took a commuter train back to the plant
Maybe where you live you could call in sick 'round here you can't
Maybe where you live you're a person, 'round here you're an ant
My job is assembling iPhones, opportunities's scant
I was patient zero
Neither villain nor hero
I was a nothing, a nobody, one of a vast multitude
I was patient zero
Neither villain nor hero
Just a regular guy who made terrible choices in food
On the crowded train home, my sneezes and coughs surely spread
The virus contracted from the wild game upon which I'd fed
My wife met me at the door, took one look at me and put me to bed
We could not have imagined I'd shortly thereafter be dead
Later that evening it was clear I'd been mortally stricken
And with each passing hour, the end of my journey would quicken
You might ask why I ate a food with such a potential to sicken
Hey! Don't knock till you tried it. Bat tastes a whole lot like chicken
I was patient zero
Neither villain nor hero
I was the first of my kind, I beat everyone else to the punch
I was patient zero
Neither villain nor hero
Friends: life is so fragile, it could easily end over lunch
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