Текст и перевод песни "Weird Al" Yankovic - Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny

Here's Johnny

There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line

"Here's Johnny!" He says, and laughs in his special way
"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game
Ed McMahon's his name... all right

Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
Watch him selling beer and dog food
Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
I got a letter from him just the other day
He said, "You may already be a winner!"
A trooper to the end
A Clydesdale's best friend

"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his pay
What a living

Oh...(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no
(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don't believe it
(Here's Johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same
Ed McMahon's his name

A very special guy... all right
He's on every night
Can't change the channel
When he's sitting on the panel
(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When he says...(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!)

"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny!" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
Ed McMahon's his name

Voici Johnny

Voici Johnny

Le voilà, il me rend fou
Quand il dit...(Voici Johnny!)
C'est son travail, c'est tellement incroyable
Tout ce qu'il dit, c'est...(Voici Johnny!)
Je ne rate jamais un moment quand il est à la télé
Sa présence a rendu ma vie digne d'être vécue
Des frissons me parcourent l'échine
Chaque fois qu'il dit cette phrase

"Voici Johnny!" Il dit, et rit à sa manière particulière
"...Johnny!" Il dit, tu sais que je l'aime
"Voici Johnny!" Il dit, et "second violon" est son jeu
Ed McMahon, c'est son nom... c'est ça

Habillé si bien, il est un mec tellement cool
Entends-le dire...(Voici Johnny!)
Regarde-le vendre de la bière et de la nourriture pour chiens
Entends-le dire...(Voici Johnny!)
J'ai reçu une lettre de lui l'autre jour
Il a dit: "Tu es peut-être déjà un gagnant!"
Un soldat jusqu'au bout
Le meilleur ami d'un Clydesdale

"Voici Johnny!" Il dit, et rit à sa manière particulière
"...Johnny!" Il dit, tu sais que je l'aime
"Voici Johnny!" Il dit, et c'est comme ça qu'il gagne sa vie
Quelle vie

Oh...(Voici Johnny! Voici Johnny!) Wo-o-o, non
(Voici Johnny! Voici Johnny!) Non non non non non non, je n'y crois pas
(Voici Johnny!) Il dit, et à chaque fois, c'est toujours la même chose
Ed McMahon, c'est son nom

Un type très spécial... c'est ça
Il est là tous les soirs
Impossible de changer de chaîne
Quand il est assis sur le plateau
(Voici Johnny!)
Le voilà, il me donne la chair de poule
Quand il dit...(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!)

"Voici Johnny!" Il dit, et rit à sa manière particulière
"...Johnny!" Il dit, tu sais que je l'aime
"Voici Johnny!" Il dit, ça semble être sa source de célébrité
Ed McMahon, c'est son nom