Текст песни Talk Soup - "Weird Al" Yankovic
I
dated
Siamese
Twins,
I
slept
with
Bigfoot,
too
Get
me
on
Sally
Jesse,
put
me
on
Donahue
'Cause
I
wanna
tell
the
world
about
it
Right
now
My
dog's
a
narcoleptic,
my
mom's
a
circus
freak
I
gotta
get
a
spot
on
Geraldo's
show
this
week
'Cause
I
wanna
tell
the
world
about
it
Right
now
I'm
just
an
anorexic,
codependent,
bingo,
addict
Stripper
born
without
a
chin
And
I'm
only
comfortable
talking
about
it
When
the
whole
wide
world
is
listening
in
Talk
soup
Talk
soup
Listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
My
wife
ran
off
with
Elvis,
my
boss
shaved
off
my
hair
I've
got
a
thing
for
poodles
and
rubber
underwear
I
wanna
tell
the
world
about
it
Right
now
I
had
a
close
encounter,
I
never
chew
my
food
I
got
11
nose
jobs,
I
yodel
in
the
nude
And
I
wanna
tell
the
world
about
it
Right
now
I'm
just
a
cross-dressin',
alcoholic,
neo-Nazi
Porno
star,
as
you
may
have
guessed
And
I'm
really
gonna
feel
a
whole
lot
better
If
you
let
me
get
this
thing
off
my
chest
Talk
soup
Talk
soup
Listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
I'm
just
your
average
schizophrenic,
nymphomaniac
Albino
go-go
dancer,
you
see
Nothin'
so
bad
that
I
can't
share
it
With
a
billion
friends
on
national
TV,
whoa
I
have
no
genitalia,
I
sold
my
kids
for
cheese
I
love
my
blow
up
doll,
so
bring
out
those
cameras,
please
'Cause
I
gotta
tell
the
world
about
it
Right
now
Talk
soup
Talk
soup
Listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
Talk
soup
Talk
soup
Listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
Talk
soup
Talk
soup
Listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
Talk
soup
Talk
soup
Listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
(listen
to
me)
listen
to
me
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