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Put
down
your
remote
control,
throw
out
your
TV
Guide
Put
away
your
jacket,
there's
no
need
to
go
outside
Don't
you
know
that
we
control
the
horizontal
We
control
the
vertical
too
We
gonna
make
a
couch
potato
out
of
you
That's
what
we
gonna
do
now
Don't
change
the
channel
Don't
touch
that
dial
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Kick
off
your
sneakers
Stick
around
for
a
while
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Don't
worry
'bout
your
laundry
Forget
about
your
job
Just
crank
up
the
volume
and
yank
off
the
knob
We
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all
on
UHF
Disconnect
the
phone
and
leave
the
dishes
in
the
sink
You
better
put
away
your
homework
Prime
time
ain't
no
time
to
think
All
you
do
is
make
yourself
a
TV
dinner
Press
your
face
right
up
against
the
screen
We
gonna
show
you
things
you
ain't
ever
seen
If
you
know
what
I
mean,
now
Don't
change
the
channel
Don't
touch
that
dial
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Kick
off
your
sneakers
Stick
around
for
a
while
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Don't
worry
'bout
your
laundry
Forget
about
your
job
Just
crank
up
the
volume
and
yank
off
the
knob
We
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all
on
UHF
You
can
watch
us
all
day,
you
can
watch
us
all
night
You
can
watch
us
any
time
that
you
please
You
can
sit
around
and
stare
at
the
picture
tube
'Til
your
brain
turns
into
cottage
cheese,
well,
now
Don't
change
the
channel
Don't
touch
that
dial
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Kick
off
your
sneakers
Stick
around
for
a
while
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
Don't
worry
'bout
your
laundry
Forget
about
your
job
Just
crank
up
the
volume
and
yank
off
the
knob
We
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all,
we
got
it
all
on
UHF
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
(We
got
it
all)
we
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(we
got
it
all)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(we
got
it
all)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(we
got
it)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(we
got
it,
we
got
it
all)
We
got
it
all
on
UHF
(we
got
it
all)
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got
it
all
(we
got
it
all)
on
UHF
(we
got
it)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(we
got
it
all)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
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got
it
all
on
UHF
(UHF)
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got
it
all
on
UHF...
1 Yoda
2 My Bologna - (Capitol Records Single Version)
3 Another One Rides The Bus
4 Happy Birthday - (Placebo E.P. Version)
5 I Love Rocky Road
6 Ricky
7 Polkas On 45
8 Midnight Star
9 Eat It
10 Mr. Popeil
11 I Lost On Jeopardy
12 Buy Me A Condo
13 King Of Suede
14 This Is the Life
15 Like a Surgeon
16 One More Minute
17 I Want a New Duck
18 Dare to Be Stupid
19 Hooked On Polkas
20 Addicted To Spuds
21 Dog Eat Dog
22 Here's Johnny
23 Living With A Hernia
24 Christmas At Ground Zero
25 Lasagna
26 Good Old Days
27 Fat
28 Melanie
29 I Think I'm A Clone Now
30 You Make Me
31 Alimony
32 UHF
33 Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
34 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
35 Spam
36 Generic Blues
37 Polka Your Eyes Out
38 You Don't Love Me Anymore
39 Smells Like Nirvana
40 When I Was Your Age
41 I Can't Watch This
42 Trigger Happy
43 Taco Grande
44 Bedrock Anthem
45 Harvey the Wonder Hamster
46 Achy Breaky Song
47 Livin' In the Fridge
48 Frank's 2000" TV
49 Jurassic Park
50 Headline News
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