Текст песни Christmas Dirtbag - Wheatus

First night of Noel
Asleep with the fire burning
Jingling bells
And sugarplum fairies turning

But I don't see
Any presents for me
Does Santa Claus know who I am?
Does Santa Claus even care about me?

'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Hey, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Santa forgot all about me, baby
Tonight (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)

Yeah, Liz got a doll
The one she was asking for
And Pete got it all
A baseball bat and a ball

Did anyone see
Any presents for me?
Does Santa Claus know who I am?
Does Santa Claus even care about me?

'Cause I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Santa forgot all about me, baby
Tonight (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)

Oh, yeah, Santa
He don't know who his list is missin'
Oh, yeah, Santa
You don't know who your list is missin'

Maybe I'm too old
Believing in Santa's creepy
Lo and behold
I see coming down the chimney

A bright red suit
And reindeer to boot
Could Santa Claus know who I am?
Could Santa Claus really care about me?

I've got two tickets to AC-DC, BB
Aftershow party at CBGB's
I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, BB
Like you (ho-ho-ho-ho, ho-ho)

Oh, yeah, Santa
We're going to see AC-DC
Oh, yeah, Santa
I'm going to see AC-DC, eh-yeah, whoa, whoa

Whoa-ho-ho
Ho-ho-ho
Ho-ho-ho