Текст песни It’s a Scandal! It’s a Outrage! - Will Brill

Trapped!
Tricked!
Hoodblinked!
Hambushed!

Friend, what's on your mind?
Why do you walk around and around?
With your hands folded behind?
And your chin scraping the ground?

Twenty minutes ago, I am free like a breeze
Free like a bird in the woodland wild
Free like a gypsy, free like a child
I'm unattached!

Twenty minutes ago, I can do what I please
Flick my cigar ashes on the rug
Dunk with a donut, drink from a jug
I'm a happy man!

I'm minding my own business like I oughta
Ain't meaning any harm to anyone
I'm talkin' to a certain farmer's daughter
Then I'm looking in a muzzle of a gun!

It's getting so you can't have any fun
Every daughter has a father with a gun

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
How a gal gets a husband today
If you make one mistake when the moon is bright
Then they tie you to a contract so you make it every night

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
When her family surround you and say
"You gotta take and make an honest woman out of Nell"
To make you make her honest, she will lie like hell!

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
On our manhood it's a blot
Where is the leader who will save us
And be the first man to be shot?

Me?
Yes, you

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
Just a wink and a kiss and you're through
You're a mess, and in less than a year, by heck
There's a baby on your shoulder making bubbles on your neck

It's a scandal, it's an outrage!
Any farmer will tell you it's true
A rooster in a chicken coop is better off than men
He ain't the special property of just one hen!

It's a scandal! It's an outrage!
It's a problem we must solve
We've gotta start a revolution!

Alright boys, revolve