Текст песни I Take Jellyfishing Seriously - YourBoySponge

Yeah, (I'm ready) Storytime, (I'm ready)
In Jellyfish Fields. (I'm Ready)
Okay
(I'm ready)

There was a fan
Well, I don't really know if I could call him a fan
He walked up said, "Hi SquarePants", "Dude, you're are awesome, man."
"Can I have your autograph?, make it out to my daughter fam!"
"You're looking good in this water -
Hey, how 'bout we take a photograph?"
I thought he was friendly but I realized he's a stalker -
He knew a lot of things about me that I know I never taught him
But I didn't bother 'cause I'm Swinging like a dodger
Got my fit and I got my basket - swish- you thought I was a baller!
Je-Je-Jellyfishing with a nеt
My swing connects like The Internet
I'm sweating like I'm in distress
I'm yelling like I've got Tourettes
But he's staring at me like I'm a threat
I'm guesssing that he's so impressed
I'm shedding all this pent up stress
In my head it's how I decompress

But he blocked my path, and his hands clutched tight
"I'm not leaving, Sponge.", "Not without a fight."
"I'm your biggest fan, you know.", "I deserve attention."
"Stop everything you're doing.", "I don't care if you're Jellyfishing"
That just flipped a switch, I'm twitching feverishly
Now, I'm Just standing there, menacingly
I grabbed him, and I choked him, till he's nearly asleep!
I hope you learned your lesson!
I take Jellyfishing SERIOUSLY!

Day and night, I'm working and I'm frying
In my free time -
I take jellyfishing seriously
If I'm awake, I'm already on the grind
But with the net I feel alive!
I take jellyfishing seriously!
Now these people wanna see me, yeah, they wanna be me
Cause-
I take jellyfishing seriously!
Doesn't matter if you're cool, or a creep
Mess with me, and you'll be sleeping-
I take jellyfishing seriously!

Jellyfishing with my net
That's what I like to call my tech
I'm like B-Real from Cyprus Hill
Not go ahead and Throw Yo' Set
Bikini Bottom's where I'm From
Dum DiDi Dum DiDiDiDi Dum Du-
All that chitter
That you chatter
About my cheddar
Just don't matter
I don't- I don't forth and backa -
I click clacka
Rata Tata!
In the field, I got that strap
Net look like a Rollie, Gold Plated
Once I pick it up, and it's in my grasp
(GPS), all the jellyfish get located
I don't need a boat, that's bigger than me
I don't need a house that's seven figures at least
I spend all my money packing jellyfish heat!
Go to the fields and scream
I TAKE JELLYFISHING SERIOUSLY!

Oh no oh no, he's walking up to us like he wants a photo
He said he is my foe, like Tobias and Han Solo
"Hands up, dude I want your pesos!"
"I'm robbing you like I'm Jeff Bezos!"
I tried to walk away slow
Then he pulled a crossbow
Said he want the cargo
Or we'll be filled with sorrow, tomorrow
You must not know, so let me tell you all the INFO
Patrick go loco
Borderline EVIL. Hit the floor
Low-low
Grabbed a brick - real lethal
Hit him in the face like Craig did Deebo!
Better call the Po-Po
Man this Bo-Zo
Thought he could rob a player for some dough though
No No!
Hand my card to him and said "I'm here local
Or you could hit my socials
If you want some more smoke, bro"
Left him on the ground immoble
I
Finished the disposal
Me and sponge both gotta let you know that
I take jellyfishing seriously!

Day and night, I'm working and I'm frying
In my free time-
I take jellyfishing seriously
If I'm awake, I'm already on the grind
But with the net i feel alive!
I take jellyfishing seriously
Now these people wanna see me, yeah, they wanna be me
Cause-
I take jellyfishing seriously
Doesn't matter if you're cool, or a creep
Mess with me, and you'll be sleeping-
I take jellyfishing seriously

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