Try Not to Laugh

Yo
My dick bent like a boomerang
My dangalang
Can swang like an orangatangue
My nuts hang
Like car keys they dangalang
Small penis
I can bang a weding rang
Like Skrillex
Get it? Bangarang?
You still laughin' 'cause my dick's shaped like a candy cane?
I love Chinese people
I never understand a thang
All I hear is ping pow, $5, and changalang
My cat's lost
They told me he went that-a-way
I whacked off to Teletubies on Saturday
On Sunday I do it to Grey's Anatomy
Whipe the TV down with my sister's pads on Splaturday
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me
Because!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
(I said)
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me
Because!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
(Yo)

Fat nigga
So watcha makin'?
I'll eat a big ass butter biscuit with a side of bacon!
I go skydivin' holdin' a pound of cake
And pass gas on a pancake
Hopin' my ass'll bake it
I used a strap on chicken leg
For penetration
Add a cup of grape Kool-Aid with it
For lubrication
Rapunzel
Nigga ugly
McDonalds
Chicken nuggets
I saw a chick
Super duper thick
Fat nose
Chelupa lips
But she smoke weed
She got the dooky lips
She got the young thoug pass me
The hoopy lips
Fuck nuggets!
Donkey butt
Donkey Kong!
Monkey nuts
Faggot magnet
She got that booty boo
'Cause her stomach stick out further than her booty do!
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me
Because!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
(I said)
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me
Because!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
'Cause I'm a funny nigga!

Now
I had a chick call me handsome
And what I'm 'bout to say next is random
I called Ghostbusters paid them a ransom
'Cause she so skinny she had the ass of a phantom
It's non existent
Wachu whinin' fo'?
'Cause that ass is extinct like a dinoso'
Triceratops
A horn dog
But her back straight
Like a corn dog
Uh!
Rick Ross
Shoobity Woobity Dick floss

Yo
I turn up like a vegitable
Titty sprinkles
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me
Because!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
(I said)
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me
Because!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
(Yo)
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me
Because!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
(I said)
Try not to laugh at me
Try not to laugh at me
Because!

'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
'Cause I'm a funny nigga!
(Yo)