Текст песни Funny Dentist - Zach Sherwin
This
goes
out
to
one
of
my
past
doctors,
my
childhood
dentist
He
cleaned
my
venus
fly-trap
proper
So
I've
had
a
bright
white
bite
when
I
flash
the
choppers
since
I
was
wee-guy,
knee-hight
to
a
grasshopper
Now
he
was
super
skilled
as
a
DDS
but
did
he
also
make
me
say;
Tee-hee-hee
Yes
And
i
still
insist
he
dropped
a
quib
that
tops
the
list
of
best
gests
in
the
history
of
dentistry
Quickly,
I'll
set
the
scene
i
was
being
seen
for
A
routine
clean
over
winter
break
in
my
senior-year
of
college
I
had
been
polished,
scraped
and
flossed
by
the
dental
tech
next
i'd
get
checked
by
the
boss
I
heard
a
knock
knock,
who
was
that
my
blue
smock
rock
and
tooth
doc
walked
in
He
said
we
chatted
to
the
fact,
he
asked
about
my
studies
he
enquired
about
my
family
slipped
on
his
mask
tipped
me
back
to
examine
me
He
took
a
look
and
said
'your
oral
health
is
hunkey
dory
do
you
have
any
concerns
or
questions
for
me?'
I
said
'The
only
tooth
related
item
coming
to
mind
that
i
can
mention,
my
girlfriend
says
when
i'm
asleep
she
hears
me
grind
and
clench
them'
His
eyebrows
shot
up
into
outerspace
I
said
'doctor
by
the
look
on
your
face,
i
infer
it's
worth
case?'
He
said
'It's
pretty
bad
if
it's
audible
at
night
from
way
over
at
her
place'.
Funny
dentist
That's
a
thing
he
really
said,
i
did
not
invent
this
He
was
just
as
good
witht
the
wise
cracks
and
hardy
har
hars
As
he
was
with
the
dried
plaque
and
hardened
tartar
Funny
dentist
His
hands
were
the
gentlist
But
against
his
clenched
fist
of
punchlines
i
was
defenceless
Most
dentists
make
you
say
'AH',
mine
did
the
reverse
he
made
me
say
'HA'
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