Текст песни Legato Gelato - Zach Sherwin
I'm
at
the
club
scene
where
I
met
Miss
Green
Eyes
She
said,
"I
can
tell
by
the
size
of
your
schnoz
that
you're
Zach
Sherwin,
and
I'm
totally
TWI!"
I
said,
"Oh,
you're
a
Nas
fan
also?
That's
great!
We
have
so
much
in
common!
We're
clearly
soulmates
who
were
fated
to
date!"
She
says,
"Hold
up
and
wait.
I'm
flattered
– you're
coming
in
too
fast
and
hot
though.
You
need
to
be
more
legato
gelato."
I
said,
"What?
Legato
gelato?
That's
a
slang
term
whose
meaning
I
do
not
know!
But
I'm
intrigued
by
the
sound
of
it."
She
said,
"Well
let
me
break
it
down
a
bit.
You
might
know
the
word
'legato'
if
you've
ever
studied
music
before
If
you
see
it
written
down
on
a
musical
score
Then
the
composer
is
directing
you
To
play
or
sing
all
the
notes
smoothly
and
connected
to
the
others
With
no
breaks
in
between
Now
let
me
demonstrate
a
little
bit
and
you
can
see
what
I
mean."
She
sang,
"Laaa,
laaa,
laaa;
that's
legato.
Not,
la-la-la;
that's
staccato.
The
opposite
of
what
legato
is.
And
don't
tell
me
that
you
don't
know
what
gelato
is!"
I
said,
"Yes,
I
sure
do,
it's
a
desert
That
you
gotta
keep
ice
cold
in
the
freezer.
And
now
I'm
no
longer
dazed
and
confused
Now
I
think
I
understand
the
phrase
that
you
used.
Does
it
mean
keep
it
chill?"
She
said,
"Yep."
I
said,
"Thought
so.
Smooth
and
cool!
Legato
gelato!"
Once
again,
it's
legato
gelato!
Smooth
like
legato,
cool
like
gelato!
It's
my
new
catchphrase,
it's
my
new
buzzword,
it's
my
new
motto:
Legato
gelato.
And
check
this
out:
take
the
word
"legato."
Now
take
the
"l"
and
the
"g"
and
switch
the
two
spots
And
look
what
you've
got.
Whoa!
"Legato"
TURNS
INTO
"gelato!"
I
said,
"Ok,
I'm
taking
things
slow
and
I
get
the
lingo
Can
I
give
you
a
ring?"
"No,"
she
said,
"I
don't
think
so."
You
came
on
too
strong,
I
felt
smothered
and
I
need
a
loverman
Who
won't
let
me
have
the
upper
hand."
I
said,
"Nah,
miss,
you
got
it
wrong.
You're
a
character
I
made
up
for
my
'Legato
Gelato'
song.
You
don't
exist
if
I
don't
imagine
you.
How
'bout
that
for
high
status,
boo?"
She
said,
"Damn!
Now
THAT
was
legato
gelato!
Way
to
step
it
up
with
that
macho
bravado!
Take
me
home
now,
you
wild
stallion,
But
first
do
a
victory
lap
rap
as
a
finale,
hon."
I
said,
"Okay,
I'm
smooth
and
glossy,
And
frosty
as
Autumn
in
Oslo
When
the
temperature
as
low
As
the
cost
of
shopping
at
Costco
Fluid
and
easy
and
keeping
it
cool
Like
I'm
eating
a
soup
of
gazpacho
'Cause
I
do
it
legato
with
a
scoop
of
gelato."
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2 Charlie
3 Moving-Soon.Com
4 Matt Knudsen
5 Do What It Takes
6 Funny Dentist
7 Ouncare
8 Josh Gondelman
9 Legato Gelato
10 Pop Music
11 Ken Reid
12 Jen Rv
13 Kfc
14 Scott Talarico
15 Put Me on at Night Time
16 Produce
17 Stage Name
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