Текст песни As Long As I'm Barfing - Bart Baker
My
girl
doesn't
love
me
Her
new
love
is
1D
I'm
under
pressure
I
puked
at
my
show
now
my
girl
prefers
One
Direction
Was
a
belieber
But
now
she
has
no
interest
in
my
baby
sized
erection
She
wants
to
Bang
Harry
Why
doesn't
she
wanna
bang
me
Doesn't
she
know
that
I
got
swag
Girl,
why
don't
love
me?
I'm
better
than
1D
Even
though
I
threw
up
at
my
last
live
show
And
what's
with
your
daddy
He's
extremley
scary
I'm
pretty
sure
that
he
wants
to
slit
my
throat
OMG
that's
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-
HARRY
FROM
1D!
We
had
sex
sex
sex
sex
sex
and
she
told
me
that
she
hates
you
Right
after
she
she
she
she
she
blew
me
I'm
sorry
Is
my
run
over
Everywhere
I
go
my
fans
all
turned
in
against
me
Yes,
I'm
a
poser
But
that's
no
reason
to
replace
the
sticker
that's
on
your
jeep
What
about,
all
you
guys
You're
my
dancers,
you
must
be
on
my
side
Sorry,
but
we
prefer
boy
bands
Guys,
please
do
not
leave
me
You
gotta
Belieb
me
I'm
better
than
1D
I'm
telling
the
truth
Did
you
just
say
Belieb
That's
totally
corny
Plus
One
Direction
doesn't
lip
sync
and
puke
But
I
am
so
swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-
Swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-
Swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy
Can't
you
see
Nobody
lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves
me
I
fucking
hate
1D
1 Cameltoe
2 Rockstar Parody
3 I Don't Wanna Live Forever Parody
4 Kill 'em with Kindness (Parody)
5 Me Too Parody
6 Hair Parody
7 Pillowtalk Parody
8 Pour It Up Parody
9 As Long As I'm Barfing
10 Cock Cakes
11 Pussies
12 Used To Be a Guy (Parody of "Love The Way You Lie")
13 We Can't Stop (Parody)
14 Hangover Parody
15 Kimye
16 Hit or Miss Parody
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