Текст песни Me Too Parody - Bart Baker
Who's
the
greatest
person
who
ever
lived?
It's
me!
Everybody
else
sucks
I've
got
a
Grammy
and
four
top
ten
hits
Clearly,
that
makes
me
the
best,
oh,
I
This
is
the
most
self-centered
(uh-huh)
And
obnoxious
song
ever
heard
(uh-huh)
Why
would
you
want
to
be
yourself?
You
should
be
me
and
no
one
else
You
suck!
Ugh
look
at
you!
What
is
wrong
with
me?
You
need
a
new
red
hairdo
And
a
giraffe
hood
too
Here
take
these
dudes
Hey
are
you
trying
to
make
us
look
just
like
you?
Yes!
But
we
don't
want
to!
If
you
don't
want
to
be
me
You
must
be
a
real
dummy
Here
wear
these
robes
that
are
pink
And
sing
into
these
like
me
Everyone
but
me
is
flawed!
So
you
should
all
quit
your
jobs!
And
become
entertainers
Just
like
me
Meghan
Trainor
What
are
you
trying
to
do?
Please
stop!
To
make
you
more
like
me
not
you
You
suck!
We
can't
work
Meghan
please
stop
it!
But
you
both
are
total
dog
shit!
I'm
great!
What's
wrong
with
these
people
who
cannot
see
That
they
should
want
to
be
just
exactly
like
meh?
Hold
on,
Meghan
I
believe
that
I
can
help
them
to
understand
Quick
please
tell
me
your
plan
I'm
working
on
this
machine
(uh-huh)
That
can
map
out
all
of
your
genes
(uh-huh)
Then
any
creature
that
walks
in
will
come
out
a
clone
of
Meghan
Hell
yeah!
You,
you,
and
you,
prepare
to
be
improved
Step
up
and
walk
right
through
Come
on
you
go
through
too!
This
is
so
great
Everyone
has
my
face
The
world's
a
better
place
You
saved
the
human
race
Now
I
can
see
just
what
love
really
means
That's
why
now
I'm
asking
Will
you
all
marry
meh?
1 Cameltoe
2 Rockstar Parody
3 I Don't Wanna Live Forever Parody
4 Kill 'em with Kindness (Parody)
5 Me Too Parody
6 Hair Parody
7 Pillowtalk Parody
8 Pour It Up Parody
9 As Long As I'm Barfing
10 Cock Cakes
11 Pussies
12 Used To Be a Guy (Parody of "Love The Way You Lie")
13 We Can't Stop (Parody)
14 Hangover Parody
15 Kimye
16 Hit or Miss Parody
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