Текст песни Hit or Miss Parody - Bart Baker
I'm
the
most
famous
kid
in
the
world
now
and
no
one
can
explain
it
because
I
basically
do
nothing
which
is
why
life
is
hit
or
miss.
By
that
I
mean
you
shouldn't
worry
about
anything.
This
song's
a
miss
but
who
cares
though?
Somehow
I
became
a
hit
kinda
like
Nash
Grier
did
based
on
luck
and
some
cute
photos.
I
don't
even
have
to
try
that
is
why
when
I
sing
I
sound
like
a
whiny
robot
but
who
cares
nothing
matters
live
life
like
the
world's
ending
that's
the
dumb
message
of
this
song.
I
released
Sweatshirt
and
it
was
a
big
hit,
I
could
not
believe
anyone
actually
bought
it.
Thought
song
had
to
be
good
but
they
didn't
guess
they
can
be
badly
sung
and
even
more
badly
written.
And
that
is
when
it
hit
me
life's
hit
or
miss
so
why
bother
tryna
make
a
second
single
that
is
any
hotter?
(
Any
hotter)
Wish
I
was
Bieber
but
that'll
never
be
he
actually
can
sing
I
should
stick
to
Musical.
Ly
Get
GET!
I
was
supposed
to
spend
all
day
today
recording
but
I
blew
it
off
cos
it's
not
important
plus
I
can
barely
sing
so
it's
really
boring
watching
producers
trying
to
make
my
voice
on
key
so
I'll
keep
riding
this
bike
around.
While
girls
stare
at
me
and
run
into
things
and
then
fall
down.
(down)
It's
possible
they're
hurt
but
I
ride
past.
(
No)
Don't
help
them
up.
Nothing
matters
in
life
but
putting
on
blush.
I
do
not
care
what
happens
tomorrow.
So
I
eat
food
from
the
trash
and
I
mouth
off
to
homeless
drunk
guys.
I
don't
care
if
they
kick
my
ass
cos
I
don't
worry
'bout
tomorrow
I
just
don't
give
a
shit
because
I
am
famous
and
young.
I've
embraced
a
philosophy
that's
nihilistic.
Kinda
like
this
old
homeless
bum.
Hey
kid
I
like
your
attitude
you're
a
lot
like
us.
Why
don't
you
stay
with
us
right
here?
Maybe
I
will
but
I
am
thirsty
can
I
have
a
drink.
Here
try
this.
What
is
it?
It's
beer.
Chug,
chug,
chug,
chug,
chug.
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2 Rockstar Parody
3 I Don't Wanna Live Forever Parody
4 Kill 'em with Kindness (Parody)
5 Me Too Parody
6 Hair Parody
7 Pillowtalk Parody
8 Pour It Up Parody
9 As Long As I'm Barfing
10 Cock Cakes
11 Pussies
12 Used To Be a Guy (Parody of "Love The Way You Lie")
13 We Can't Stop (Parody)
14 Hangover Parody
15 Kimye
16 Hit or Miss Parody
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