Songtexte Keep Your Seats Please - George Formby
There′s
a
catchword
getting
all
the
craze,
it's
the
latest
phrase
Everybody
says
Hold
tight
keep
your
sets
please
No
one
knows
just
why
it
first
broke
out,
what
it′s
all
about
Why
do
people
shout
Hold
tight
keep
your
seats
please
What
a
sensation,
talk
of
the
nation,
how
it
travels
round
Even
the
Hindoos,
Kaffirs
and
Zulus,
they've
all
got
it
Hear
them
holla
it
In
the
talkies
holding
hands
perhaps,
all
you
girls
and
chaps
On
each
others
laps
Hold
tight
keep
your
seats
please
If
you're
in
a
public
bar
one
day
and
hear
a
Scotchman
say
For
the
drinks
I′ll
pay
Hold
tight
keep
your
seats
please
If
a
lady
speaker
starts
to
bawl,
I
can
prove
to
all
why
You
women
fall
Hold
tight
keep
your
seats
please
What
a
sensation,
talk
of
the
nation,
how
it
travels
round.
Even
the
Hindoos,
Kaffirs
and
Zulus,
they′ve
all
got
it
Hear
them
holla
it
Your
old
flame
upon
her
wedding
day
hears
the
parson
say
Who'll
give
her
away
Hold
tight
keep
your
seats
please
On
the
donkeys
by
the
gay
seaside
should
the
saddle
slide
Upside
down
you′ll
ride
but
hold
tight
keep
your
seats
please
If
your
landlady
who's
so
precise
says
the
chicken′s
nice
Let
me
help
you
twice
Hold
tight
keep
your
seats
please
What
a
sensation,
talk
of
the
nation,
how
it
travels
round
Even
the
Hindoos,
Kaffirs
and
Zulus,
they've
all
got
it
Hear
them
holla
it
On
the
swing
boats
when
you
ladies
go,
mind
the
crowds
below
Take
care
what
you
show
Hold
tight
keep
your
seats
please
1 The Old Cane Bottom Chair
2 The Joo-Jar Tree
3 The Ghost
4 The Daring Young Man
5 Thanks Mr Roosevelt
6 Swing Mama
7 Swim Little Fish
8 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
9 Said the Little Brown Hen
10 Pardon Me
11 Out in the Middle East
12 Our House Is Haunted
13 Let's All Go to Reno
14 Keep Fit
15 John Willie Come On
16 You Can't Go Wrong in These
17 In the Congo
18 In a Little Wigan Garden
19 I'm the Ukelele Man
20 I'm Making Headway Now
21 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
22 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
23 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
24 Frank On His Tank
25 Dare-Devil Dick
26 Come Hither With Your Zither
27 All Going Back
28 It Serves You Right
29 Under the Blasted Oak
30 On the Beat
31 On the Wigan Boat Express
32 They Can't Fool Me
33 Aunty Maggies Remedy
34 Andy the Handy Man
35 Oh Don't the Wind Blow Cold
36 The Lancashire Toreador
37 Why Don't Women Like Me?
38 She Got Two of Everything
39 Riding in the T.T. Races
40 Count Your Blessings and Smile
41 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
42 My Plus Fours
43 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
44 Ace of Spades
45 The Window Cleaner
46 The Wedding of Mr Wu
47 When I'm Cleaning Windows
48 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
49 The Emperor Of Lancashire
50 Believe It or Not
51 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
52 Bless 'Em All
53 The Mad March Air
54 Chinese Laundry Blues
55 The Pleasure Cruise
56 Do De O Do
57 Emperor of Lancs
58 Fanlight Fanny
59 They Laughed When I Started To Play
60 Farmers Boy
61 Goodnight Binkie
62 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
63 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
64 Happy Go Lucky Me
65 You Can't Fool Me
66 Hindoo Man
67 Hi-Tiddle-Hi-Ti-Island
68 You Don't Need a License for That
69 Hitting the High Spots Now
70 You're Everything To Me
71 I Always Get to Bed Half-Past Nine
72 I Promised to Be Home By Nine O'clock
73 I Told My Baby With My Ukelele
74 I Was Always a Willing Lad
75 I Went All Hot and Cold
76 I Wonder Who's Under the Balcony Now
77 If You Don't Want the Goods Don't Maul
78 I'm Saving Up for Sally
79 I'm Shy
80 Imagine Me On the Maginot Line
81 It Could Be
82 It's In the Air
83 It's Turned Out Nice Again
84 Keep Your Seats Please
85 Leaning On A Lamp Post
86 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
87 Mother What Will I Do Now?
88 Mr Wu's a Window Cleaner Now
89 My Ukelele
90 Noughts And Crosses
91 On the Hms Cowheel
92 Ordinary People
93 Riding Around On a Rainbow
94 Running Round the Fountains
95 She Can't Say No
96 Sitting on the Sands All Night
97 Talking To The Moon About You
98 The Barmaid of the Rose and Crown (Alternative Version)
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