Songtexte
But,
uh,
now
that
AOL
owns
the
rights
to
The
Wizard
of
Oz
Did
you
hear
what
they're
gonna
do
with
it?
They're
using
new
digital
technology
to
fix
it
They're
changing
the
name
to
The
Wizard
of
AO
Oz
Yeah
And
the
new
plot
is
that
Dorothy
Is
using
her
local
Kansas
internet
provider
And
everything's
in
black
and
white
on
her
screen
But
then
when,
uh,
she
installs
the
AOL
disc
Everything
becomes
color,
yeah
Digital
technology,
it
can
do
anything
Except
get
my
ex-wife
to
stop
having
sex
With
this
dentist
she's
been
hanging
out
with
Yeah
He
uses
AOL
He
probably
puts
fifty
of
those
installation
discs
On
his
penis
when
they
make
love
Yeah,
it's
like
those
ribbed
condoms,
you
know?
1 Tribute to the Greats
2 Seven Elevens
3 The Ocean Blue
4 Disgracing the Hamburger Family Name
5 Live At Caesar's Palace In Las Vegas
6 Tom Thumb Mini Storage
7 My Daughter
8 There'd Be a Popular Uprising!
9 A Diagnosis Made Offhand
10 Waiter, I Didn't Touch That Woman's Ass!
11 500 of 'Em
12 Look What Happened
13 The Wizard
14 Condoms 2002
15 Death
16 Dollars
17 Puerto Rico
18 Just Poking Fun
19 Detergent II
20 Popular Movies
21 Popular Music
22 Aromatherapy
23 Management
24 Dying
25 Drag City Records
26 Almost Startling, Really!
27 He Wasn't One
28 Shoulder Trouble
29 Falling Merchandise
30 The New Album
31 A Timeless Political Routine
32 Divorce
33 The Deluxe Treatment
34 Lawyers Advised Against Titling This Track
35 Technical Problems
36 The Zipper Lips
37 Troubled Times
38 Triumph In Kabul
39 Our President
40 Laugh Out Lord
Attention! Feel free to leave feedback.