Lyrics Know a Guy - Adam Sandler

Well, we all know a guy
Who shaves his chest
We all know a guy
Who wears a leather vest

We all know a guy
Who knows a lot about coffee

We all know a stud
Who would fight anyone
We all know a fool
Who wears his hair in a bun

We all know a guy
Who says he fucked his babysitter
When he was 12

Yeah, we all know a guy
Who wears too much cologne
We all know a guy
Who's better when he's stoned

We all know a guy
Who hugs your wife
Five seconds too long

Well, we all know a guy
Who's starting a band
We all know a guy
Who's missing a hand

We all know a guy
Who doesn't work
But still goes twice a year to Ibiza

We all know a guy
Who said he almost went pro
We all know a guy with a red afro

We all know a guy
Who's dick color
Doesn't match his body

We all know a guy
Whose hair always looks wet
We all know a guy
With a pig as a pet

We all know a guy
Who knows a guy
Who says he knows Guy Fieri

And we all know a guy
With weird allergies
We all know a guy
Who sneezes in threes

So how come we don't know
Who my real father is?