Lyrics




Daddy shaved his beard today
Mustache and sideburns went away
Daddy's lips are really small
Doesn't have a chin at all
Daddy made a big mistake
My father used to shave, my dad had a beard
And then, literally, every ten years would shave his beard
Like, didn't ask us, just fucking came out of nowhere, shaved.
It was
Any time my father shaved his beard, it was the only time you saw him look vulnerable.
When he first came out of the bathroom, he was like...
I was like, "Dad has dimples?"
I didn't know dad had dimples."
"It'll grow back."
"Why'd you do it?"
"I don't know."
"It was, It was itchy."
"It's been itchy for ten fucking years?"



Writer(s): Adam R Sandler, Daniel Adam Bulla


Adam Sandler - 100% Fresh
Album 100% Fresh
date of release
22-03-2019

1   Electric Car
2   Tesla
3   Grandma's Roommate
4   Shoes Off / Socks Off
5   Oh No: Hollywood
6   Lotion
7   Daddy's Beard
8   Heated Toilet Seat
9   Baby Hi
10   Alcoholic Lawyer
11   Safe Word
12   Flip
13   Rescue Animals
14   Mr. Slo Mo
15   Uber Driver
16   Diabetes
17   Know a Guy
18   Hula Hoop
19   Mini-Golf
20   Wrong
21   Marriage Mystery
22   Rake
23   Everywhere
24   Books
25   4:30
26   101
27   Grandma Died
28   Shower
29   Asswipe
30   Dick Pic
31   Kid's Play
32   9:30
33   Basketball
34   That's What She Said
35   Ice Cream Lady
36   Hero: Plane
37   Hero: Train
38   Hero: Heimlich
39   Bar Mitzvah Boy
40   Disney
41   Phone Wallet Keys
42   Sanduzzled
43   UFC Ears
44   Gym
45   Pool
46   Balls
47   Eggshells
48   Poosyfart
49   Vagina Fart
50   Anal
51   Station 69
52   Farley
53   Grow Old With You
54   Backseat - Instrumental
55   Sadie and Sunny




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