Lyrics Hero: Train - Adam Sandler

We're on a runaway train
The conductor had a meltdown
The people in the dining car
Are screaming really, really loud

We need a hero
Someone to save us
Yeah, we need a hero
To bring us through the danger

We need a hero
Somebody competent
We need a hero
To save the day

So I put the engineer's hat
On the top of my head
The people go fucking crazy
A guy says "You're the man, man"
And a deaf woman signs
"Go get 'em"

Then I go to the cab
And I toot the whistle
That's something I always wanted to do

Then right away we fly off the bridge
Because I don't know what I'm doing