Calculatus Eliminatus (The Way to Find a Missing Something is to Find Out Where It's Not) - Allan Shermantranslation in French
When
you
mislaid
a
certain
something
Quand
tu
as
égaré
quelque
chose
Keep
your
cool
and
don't
get
hot
Reste
calme
et
ne
t'énerve
pas
Calculatus
Eliminatus
is
the
best
friend
that
you've
got
Calculatus
Eliminatus
est
le
meilleur
ami
que
tu
as
Calculatus
Eliminatus
always
helps
an
awful
lot
Calculatus
Eliminatus
aide
toujours
beaucoup
The
way
to
find
a
missing
something
is
to
find
out
where
it's
not
La
façon
de
trouver
un
objet
manquant
est
de
découvrir
où
il
ne
se
trouve
pas
It
isn't
here
Il
n'est
pas
ici
I'll
mark
this
"X"
Je
marque
ça
"X"
It
isn't
there
Il
n'est
pas
là
I'll
mark
that
"Y"
Je
marque
ça
"Y"
It
isn't
underneath
the
apple
Il
n'est
pas
sous
la
pomme
Mark
the
apple
"HKI"
Marquons
la
pomme
"HKI"
It
isn't
in
this
keyhole
Il
n'est
pas
dans
cette
serrure
It
isn't
on
my
knee
Il
n'est
pas
sur
mon
genou
Mark
the
keyhole
"K300"
Marquons
la
serrure
"K300"
Mark
the
knee
"57B"
Marquons
le
genou
"57B"
We
just
jot
down
all
the
places
where
it
isn't
and
gee
whiz
On
note
simplement
tous
les
endroits
où
il
n'est
pas
et
tiens
Very
shortly
we
were
looking
where
the
missing
object
is
Très
vite,
on
cherchait
là
où
l'objet
manquant
était
It
isn't
here
Il
n'est
pas
ici
842-J
842-J
It
isn't
there
Il
n'est
pas
là
F607
F607
You
can
mark
the
piano
"22
thousand
decimal
point
11"
Tu
peux
marquer
le
piano
"22
mille
virgule
11"
It
isn't
in
the
icebox
Il
n'est
pas
dans
le
frigo
It's
not
on
this
TV
Il
n'est
pas
sur
cette
télé
Icebox,
0-2-4
1/2
Frigo,
0-2-4
1/2
TV,
1,000,003
Télé,
1 000
003
When
you
mislaid
a
certain
something
Quand
tu
as
égaré
quelque
chose
Keep
your
cool
Reste
calme
Don't
go
to
pot
Ne
te
décourage
pas
Calculatus
Eliminatus
is
the
best
friend
that
you've
got
Calculatus
Eliminatus
est
le
meilleur
ami
que
tu
as
Calculatus
Eliminatus
always
helps
an
awful
lot
Calculatus
Eliminatus
aide
toujours
beaucoup
The
way
to
find
a
missing
something
La
façon
de
trouver
un
objet
manquant
Is
to
find
out
where
it's
not
Est
de
découvrir
où
il
ne
se
trouve
pas
Rate the translation
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9 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)
10 It Was Automation, I Know
11 One Hippopotami (Cannot Get on a Bus)
12 I See Bones (The Doctor Was Looking at the X - Ray)
13 Rattfink, Ratfink
14 My Son the Vampire: Spooky Halloween Song
15 There Are Pills That Make You Happy, There Are Pills That Make You Sad
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17 You Gotta Have Skin (All You Really Need Is Skin)
18 Good Advice Costs Nothing And It's Worth The Price
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20 Hail to Thee Fat Person (How I Got Fat)
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24 I'm Doctor Prentiss, The Painless Dentist
25 Laarge Daark Aardvark Song (The Large Dark Ardvark Song)
26 Tale of the Zax
27 Hello Mother Hello Father (A Letter from Camp Granada)
28 Green Eggs and Ham (Sam I Am)
29 The Sneetches
30 Nothing to Be Done (How Can You Have Fun When There's Nothin' to Be Done?)
31 Beautiful Kittenfish, Sleep Baby Sleep
32 Sweep Sweep Up the Memories
33 Gradunza (Moss - Covered Three - Handled Family Grudunza)
34 I'm a Punk (Nobody Loves Me, Not One Tiny Hunk)
35 It Can Be Done (Anything Anything Anything Under the Sun)
36 Calculatus Eliminatus (The Way to Find a Missing Something is to Find Out Where It's Not)
37 Cat in the Hat (Aka Chat Chapeau, I'm a Cat in a Hat)
38 Pop Hates the Beatles (Pop Goes the Weasel)
39 Call Me, Call Me
40 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
41 Harvey & Shiela (Hava Nagila)
42 Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy
43 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease Virus
44 Second Hand Nose (Like Barbra Streisand's Second Hand Rose)
45 Signs (My Love Gave Me a Sign)
46 Chim Chim Cheree
47 One I Had a Secret Code
48 I'm On the Drinking Man's Diet, And I'm Half Stoned
49 Camp Granada (Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder, Here I Am at Camp Grenada)
50 Mexican Hat Dance (Mexicans Dance on Their Hats)
2 Downtown (You Teenagers Go Downtown)
3 Headaches Headaches
4 Here's to the Crabgrass, Here's to the Mortgage (In Fact Here’s to Suburbia)
5 You’re Getting to be a Rabbit with Me (You Once Were the Best Bunny at the Playboy Club)
6 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
7 Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, I Am Back At Camp Granada
8 Go to Sleep, Go to Sleep Paul Revere (Please Don't Make All That Noise Around Here)
9 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)
10 It Was Automation, I Know
11 One Hippopotami (Cannot Get on a Bus)
12 I See Bones (The Doctor Was Looking at the X - Ray)
13 Rattfink, Ratfink
14 My Son the Vampire: Spooky Halloween Song
15 There Are Pills That Make You Happy, There Are Pills That Make You Sad
16 I Call This Land America, A Nice Italian Name
17 You Gotta Have Skin (All You Really Need Is Skin)
18 Good Advice Costs Nothing And It's Worth The Price
19 Holiday for States (A Love Song for the Whole United States)
20 Hail to Thee Fat Person (How I Got Fat)
21 Hungarian Goulash Number Five (Hungarian Goulash No. 5)
22 On the First Day of Christmas
23 Ringo (Beatles Drummer Ringo Starr) And Pop Hates the Beatles
24 I'm Doctor Prentiss, The Painless Dentist
25 Laarge Daark Aardvark Song (The Large Dark Ardvark Song)
26 Tale of the Zax
27 Hello Mother Hello Father (A Letter from Camp Granada)
28 Green Eggs and Ham (Sam I Am)
29 The Sneetches
30 Nothing to Be Done (How Can You Have Fun When There's Nothin' to Be Done?)
31 Beautiful Kittenfish, Sleep Baby Sleep
32 Sweep Sweep Up the Memories
33 Gradunza (Moss - Covered Three - Handled Family Grudunza)
34 I'm a Punk (Nobody Loves Me, Not One Tiny Hunk)
35 It Can Be Done (Anything Anything Anything Under the Sun)
36 Calculatus Eliminatus (The Way to Find a Missing Something is to Find Out Where It's Not)
37 Cat in the Hat (Aka Chat Chapeau, I'm a Cat in a Hat)
38 Pop Hates the Beatles (Pop Goes the Weasel)
39 Call Me, Call Me
40 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
41 Harvey & Shiela (Hava Nagila)
42 Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy
43 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease Virus
44 Second Hand Nose (Like Barbra Streisand's Second Hand Rose)
45 Signs (My Love Gave Me a Sign)
46 Chim Chim Cheree
47 One I Had a Secret Code
48 I'm On the Drinking Man's Diet, And I'm Half Stoned
49 Camp Granada (Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder, Here I Am at Camp Grenada)
50 Mexican Hat Dance (Mexicans Dance on Their Hats)
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