Lyrics and translation Allan Sherman - Calculatus Eliminatus (The Way to Find a Missing Something is to Find Out Where It's Not)
When
you
mislaid
a
certain
something
Quand
tu
as
égaré
quelque
chose
Keep
your
cool
and
don't
get
hot
Reste
calme
et
ne
t'énerve
pas
Calculatus
Eliminatus
is
the
best
friend
that
you've
got
Calculatus
Eliminatus
est
le
meilleur
ami
que
tu
as
Calculatus
Eliminatus
always
helps
an
awful
lot
Calculatus
Eliminatus
aide
toujours
beaucoup
The
way
to
find
a
missing
something
is
to
find
out
where
it's
not
La
façon
de
trouver
un
objet
manquant
est
de
découvrir
où
il
ne
se
trouve
pas
It
isn't
here
Il
n'est
pas
ici
I'll
mark
this
"X"
Je
marque
ça
"X"
It
isn't
there
Il
n'est
pas
là
I'll
mark
that
"Y"
Je
marque
ça
"Y"
It
isn't
underneath
the
apple
Il
n'est
pas
sous
la
pomme
Mark
the
apple
"HKI"
Marquons
la
pomme
"HKI"
It
isn't
in
this
keyhole
Il
n'est
pas
dans
cette
serrure
It
isn't
on
my
knee
Il
n'est
pas
sur
mon
genou
Mark
the
keyhole
"K300"
Marquons
la
serrure
"K300"
Mark
the
knee
"57B"
Marquons
le
genou
"57B"
We
just
jot
down
all
the
places
where
it
isn't
and
gee
whiz
On
note
simplement
tous
les
endroits
où
il
n'est
pas
et
tiens
Very
shortly
we
were
looking
where
the
missing
object
is
Très
vite,
on
cherchait
là
où
l'objet
manquant
était
It
isn't
here
Il
n'est
pas
ici
842-J
842-J
It
isn't
there
Il
n'est
pas
là
F607
F607
You
can
mark
the
piano
"22
thousand
decimal
point
11"
Tu
peux
marquer
le
piano
"22
mille
virgule
11"
It
isn't
in
the
icebox
Il
n'est
pas
dans
le
frigo
It's
not
on
this
TV
Il
n'est
pas
sur
cette
télé
Icebox,
0-2-4
1/2
Frigo,
0-2-4
1/2
TV,
1,000,003
Télé,
1 000
003
When
you
mislaid
a
certain
something
Quand
tu
as
égaré
quelque
chose
Keep
your
cool
Reste
calme
Don't
go
to
pot
Ne
te
décourage
pas
Calculatus
Eliminatus
is
the
best
friend
that
you've
got
Calculatus
Eliminatus
est
le
meilleur
ami
que
tu
as
Calculatus
Eliminatus
always
helps
an
awful
lot
Calculatus
Eliminatus
aide
toujours
beaucoup
The
way
to
find
a
missing
something
La
façon
de
trouver
un
objet
manquant
Is
to
find
out
where
it's
not
Est
de
découvrir
où
il
ne
se
trouve
pas
Rate the translation
1
Mexican Hat Dance (Mexicans Dance on Their Hats)
2 Camp Granada (Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder, Here I Am at Camp Grenada)
3 I'm On the Drinking Man's Diet, And I'm Half Stoned
4 One I Had a Secret Code
5 Chim Chim Cheree
6 Signs (My Love Gave Me a Sign)
7 Second Hand Nose (Like Barbra Streisand's Second Hand Rose)
8 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease Virus
9 Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy
10 Harvey & Shiela (Hava Nagila)
11 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
12 Call Me, Call Me
13 Pop Hates the Beatles (Pop Goes the Weasel)
14 Cat in the Hat (Aka Chat Chapeau, I'm a Cat in a Hat)
15 Calculatus Eliminatus (The Way to Find a Missing Something is to Find Out Where It's Not)
16 It Can Be Done (Anything Anything Anything Under the Sun)
17 I'm a Punk (Nobody Loves Me, Not One Tiny Hunk)
18 Gradunza (Moss - Covered Three - Handled Family Grudunza)
19 Sweep Sweep Up the Memories
20 Beautiful Kittenfish, Sleep Baby Sleep
21 Nothing to Be Done (How Can You Have Fun When There's Nothin' to Be Done?)
22 The Sneetches
23 Green Eggs and Ham (Sam I Am)
24 Hello Mother Hello Father (A Letter from Camp Granada)
25 Tale of the Zax
26 Laarge Daark Aardvark Song (The Large Dark Ardvark Song)
27 I'm Doctor Prentiss, The Painless Dentist
28 Ringo (Beatles Drummer Ringo Starr) And Pop Hates the Beatles
29 On the First Day of Christmas
30 Hungarian Goulash Number Five (Hungarian Goulash No. 5)
31 Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal)
32 Downtown (You Teenagers Go Downtown)
33 Headaches Headaches
34 Here's to the Crabgrass, Here's to the Mortgage (In Fact Here’s to Suburbia)
35 You’re Getting to be a Rabbit with Me (You Once Were the Best Bunny at the Playboy Club)
36 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
37 Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, I Am Back At Camp Granada
38 Go to Sleep, Go to Sleep Paul Revere (Please Don't Make All That Noise Around Here)
39 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)
40 It Was Automation, I Know
41 One Hippopotami (Cannot Get on a Bus)
42 I See Bones (The Doctor Was Looking at the X - Ray)
43 Rattfink, Ratfink
44 My Son the Vampire: Spooky Halloween Song
45 There Are Pills That Make You Happy, There Are Pills That Make You Sad
46 I Call This Land America, A Nice Italian Name
47 You Gotta Have Skin (All You Really Need Is Skin)
48 Good Advice Costs Nothing And It's Worth The Price
49 Holiday for States (A Love Song for the Whole United States)
50 Hail to Thee Fat Person (How I Got Fat)
2 Camp Granada (Hello Mudder, Hello Fadder, Here I Am at Camp Grenada)
3 I'm On the Drinking Man's Diet, And I'm Half Stoned
4 One I Had a Secret Code
5 Chim Chim Cheree
6 Signs (My Love Gave Me a Sign)
7 Second Hand Nose (Like Barbra Streisand's Second Hand Rose)
8 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease Virus
9 Oh Boy, Oh Boy, Oh Boy
10 Harvey & Shiela (Hava Nagila)
11 Tit Willow (The Bronx Bird Watcher)
12 Call Me, Call Me
13 Pop Hates the Beatles (Pop Goes the Weasel)
14 Cat in the Hat (Aka Chat Chapeau, I'm a Cat in a Hat)
15 Calculatus Eliminatus (The Way to Find a Missing Something is to Find Out Where It's Not)
16 It Can Be Done (Anything Anything Anything Under the Sun)
17 I'm a Punk (Nobody Loves Me, Not One Tiny Hunk)
18 Gradunza (Moss - Covered Three - Handled Family Grudunza)
19 Sweep Sweep Up the Memories
20 Beautiful Kittenfish, Sleep Baby Sleep
21 Nothing to Be Done (How Can You Have Fun When There's Nothin' to Be Done?)
22 The Sneetches
23 Green Eggs and Ham (Sam I Am)
24 Hello Mother Hello Father (A Letter from Camp Granada)
25 Tale of the Zax
26 Laarge Daark Aardvark Song (The Large Dark Ardvark Song)
27 I'm Doctor Prentiss, The Painless Dentist
28 Ringo (Beatles Drummer Ringo Starr) And Pop Hates the Beatles
29 On the First Day of Christmas
30 Hungarian Goulash Number Five (Hungarian Goulash No. 5)
31 Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal)
32 Downtown (You Teenagers Go Downtown)
33 Headaches Headaches
34 Here's to the Crabgrass, Here's to the Mortgage (In Fact Here’s to Suburbia)
35 You’re Getting to be a Rabbit with Me (You Once Were the Best Bunny at the Playboy Club)
36 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
37 Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, I Am Back At Camp Granada
38 Go to Sleep, Go to Sleep Paul Revere (Please Don't Make All That Noise Around Here)
39 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)
40 It Was Automation, I Know
41 One Hippopotami (Cannot Get on a Bus)
42 I See Bones (The Doctor Was Looking at the X - Ray)
43 Rattfink, Ratfink
44 My Son the Vampire: Spooky Halloween Song
45 There Are Pills That Make You Happy, There Are Pills That Make You Sad
46 I Call This Land America, A Nice Italian Name
47 You Gotta Have Skin (All You Really Need Is Skin)
48 Good Advice Costs Nothing And It's Worth The Price
49 Holiday for States (A Love Song for the Whole United States)
50 Hail to Thee Fat Person (How I Got Fat)
Attention! Feel free to leave feedback.