Allan Sherman - My Son the Vampire: Spooky Halloween Song Lyrics

Lyrics My Son the Vampire: Spooky Halloween Song - Allan Sherman



Blood!
Blood!
My son, the vampire
He'll make you a wreck
Every time he kisses you
There'll be two holes in your neck
Blood!
Blood!
My son, the vampire
He will leave you pale
All he does is drink your blood
'Cause he don't like ginger ale
When they see him, people scream, and they yell
And they scream and yell 'cause
They're scared as heck that he'll say...
Blood!
Blood!
My son, the vampire
He's a total loss
And if you should meet with him
Do not drink or eat with him
Run if he takes out his dental floss
'Cause my son, the vampire, ain't collecting it for the Red Cross!
He wants...
Blood!
He needs...
Blood!
He drinks...
Blood!
Doesn't everybody?
Have a glass!
It's delicious!
Yum yum!
It's...
Blood!



Writer(s): Allan Sherman


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2 Ringo (The Ballad of Ringo Starr) & Pop Hates the Beatles
3 The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
4 Hungarian Goulash 5
5 Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal)
6 Downtown, Downtown
7 Headaches
8 Here's to the Crabgrass with Jacqueline Ward
9 You're Getting to Be a Rabbit with Me
10 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
11 Back to Camp Granada
12 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)
13 Hail To Thee, Fat Person
14 Automation
15 One Hippopotami
16 I See Bones (Live Version)
17 Ratfink
18 My Son the Vampire: Spooky Halloween Song
19 Pills
20 America, A Nice Italian Name
21 You Gotta Have Skin
22 Good Advice
23 Green Stamps
24 Holiday for States
25 Lotsa Luck
26 The Painless Dentist Song
27 Go to Sleep, Paul Revere!
28 The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
29 That Old Back Scratcher
30 Call Me
31 Peyton Place, USA
32 The Drinking Man's Diet
33 Secret Code
34 An Average Song
35 It's a Most Unusual Play
36 Chim Chim Cheree
37 Signs
38 Second Hand Nose
39 Mononeucleosis
40 Oh Boy
41 Mexican Hat Dance
42 Harvey and Shiela
43 The Bronx Bird Watcher (Tit Willow)
44 Pop Hates the Beatles
45 Hello Mother Hello Father
46 Cat Hat (He's a Cat in a Hat)
47 Calculatus, Eliminatus
48 Anything Under the Sun
49 I'm a Punk
50 Grudunza (Moss Covered Three Handled Gradunza)
51 Sweep, Sweep Up the Memories
52 Beautiful Kitten Fish
53 Nothing to be Done
54 Sneetches
55 Green Eggs and Ham
56 The Zax




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