Lyrics
Parody
of
"Secret
Love"
by
Doris
Day,
from
the
movie
"Calamity
Jane")
Once
I
had
a
secret
code,
Where
A
was
B,
and
B
was
G.
G
was
K,
and
K
was
J;
And
J
was
M,
and
M
was
P.
V
was
X,
and
X
was
V,
And
U
was
I,
and
I
was
U.
87
stood
for
Z,
And
2 for
T,
and
T
for
2.
O
was
12,
and
Q
was
17;
I
still
don't
know
what
those
numbers
mean.
That
is
how
we
won
the
war;
My
secret
code's
no
secret
anymore.
H
was
9,
and
S
was
33;
Oh,
how
that
confused
the
enemy!
Then
a
recent
survey
showed
That
I
don't
understand
my
secret
code.
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Album
My Complete Extended + Expanded Remastered + Reissued Special Deluxe Limited Edition Greatest Hits Album
date of release
10-12-2021
1 Letter from Camp
2 Downtown, Downtown
3 One Hippopotami (The Hippopotamus Song)
4 Skin
5 Chim Chim Cheree
6 Twelve Days of Christmas
7 Somewhere
8 Harvey and Sheila
9 Mexican Hat Dance
10 King Louis
11 Glory Glory Harry Lewis
12 Pop Hates the Beatles
13 Zelda, Oy My Zelda
14 Sarah Jackman
15 The Vampire
16 Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other,molly Malone,old Lang's Sign,billy Sol,cary Grant,moon Is Bright Tonight on the Carwash,on Top of Old Smokey,aura Lee,my Grandfather's Clock,coming Through the Rye,polyunsaturated Fats,don't Buy the Liverwurst
17 Ratfink
18 Good Advice
19 Lotsa Luck Pal, Lots of Luck
20 The Rebel
21 Back to Camp Granada
22 Automation
23 Att Protest Song
24 Night and Day (With Punctuation Marks)
25 I Can’t Dance
26 Headaches
27 Call Me
28 Pills
29 Mononucleosis Is the Kissing Disease (Live)
30 Me!
31 Dum Dum
32 The Painless Dentist Song
33 Secret Code
34 Bathing Suit Without a Top
35 The Girl from Nymphomania (aka The Nymphomaniac Song)
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