Lyrics

Parody of "Call Me Irresponsible" by Frank Sinatra,

From the movie "Papa's Delicate Condition")

Call me Efrem Zimbalist,

Get me Bobby Kennedy,

Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too.

Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now;

Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now.

Then get Hank Mancini

And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;

Where the heck is the song?

Order Scotch and ice and then

Ring up Barbra Streisand and

Then set up a conference call

With Sammy Davis and Charles de Gaulle.

Call me Walter Cronkite

And tell him Nancy Dickerson said

That David Brinkley was wrong.

Then get Conrad Hilton in Bombay;

Tell him Tuesday night I want peaches flambe.

Call Chief Justice Warren

And tell him Sophie Loren is worried;

Is she married or not?

Then call Arthur Schlesinger;

No, no, send a messenger

With the saddest news of the bunch:

Tell Lady Bird I'll be late for lunch.

Dial up Liberace

And, while up, Joe Valachi

And tell him Lucky sends his regards.

Find out where Onassis' barge is;

Call him, ship-to-shore, and reverse the charges.

Locate Melvin Belli

And tell Mel One-Eye Felli was scratched

By Princess Margaret's rose.

Then call Lollabrigida,

This week she's in Wichita,

And then, when you reach Cary Grant,

Tell him I'd love to, but I just can't.

Sallysally@usa.net

Writer(s): Allan Sherman

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date of release

01-06-2017

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3 Sarah Jackman (Remastered)
4 My Son, The Vampire (Single Version) [Remastered]
5 Shine On Harvey Bloom
6 Mexican Hat Dance
7 Al N' Yetta
8 Pop Hates the Beatles
9 Taking Lessons
10 Christmas '65 (Draft Cards) [Outtake]
11 A Waste Of Money
12 America, A Nice Italian Name
13 Bye Bye Blumberg
14 Call Me
15 Chim Chim Cheree
16 Beautiful Teamsters
17 Down the Drain
18 Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb
19 If I Were a Tishman
20 If I Could Play Piano
21 Your Mother's Here to Stay
22 I Can’t Dance
23 Go to Sleep, Paul Revere!
24 Dodgin' The Draft
25 Green Stamps
26 Holiday for States
27 J C Cohen
28 Kiss of Myer
29 It's a Most Unusual Play
30 Me
31 Lotsa Luck
32 Sam You Made The Pants Too Long
33 Little Butterball
34 My Aunt Minnie
35 Mononeucleosis
36 Plan Ahead
37 Pills
38 Peyton Place, USA
39 The Laarge Daark Aardvark
40 No One's Perfect
41 The Drop-Outs March
42 Night and Day (With Punctuation Marks)
43 Good Advice
44 Son Of Peyton Place
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