Allan Sherman - Harvey and Shiela Lyrics

Lyrics Harvey and Shiela - Allan Sherman



Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Oh the day they met
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
No one will forget
Harvey's a CPA
He works for IBM
He went to MIT
And got his PHD
Sheila's a girl I know
At BBD&O
She works the PBX
And makes out the checks
Then, came, one great day when
Harvey took the elevator
Sheila got in two floors later
Soon they both felt they were falling
Everyone heard Sheila calling
"RING THE BELL"
But they fell
Harv and Sheila fell in love
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Chose a wedding ring
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Married in the spring
She shopped at A&P
He bought a used MG
They sat and watched TV
On their RCA
Borrowed from HFC
Bought some AT&T
And on election day
Worked for JFK
Then they went and got a
Charge-a-plate from R.H. Macy's
Bought a layette
Pink and lacey
Then they had twin baby girls
Both with dimples
Both with curls
One named Bea
One named Kay
Soon they joined the PTA
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Moved to west LA
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Harvey and Sheila
Flew TWA
They bought a house one day
Financed by FHA
It had a swimming pool
Full of H2O
Traded their used MG
For a new XKE
Switched to the GOP
That's they way things go
Oh that Harvey he was really smart
He used his noodle
Sheila bought a white French Poodle
Went to Europe with a VISA
Harvey's rich they say that he's a
VIP
This could be
Only in the USA



Writer(s): Allan Sherman, Busch


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