Lyrics Harvey and Shiela - Allan Sherman
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Oh
the
day
they
met
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
No
one
will
forget
Harvey's
a
CPA
He
works
for
IBM
He
went
to
MIT
And
got
his
PHD
Sheila's
a
girl
I
know
At
BBD&O
She
works
the
PBX
And
makes
out
the
checks
Then,
came,
one
great
day
when
Harvey
took
the
elevator
Sheila
got
in
two
floors
later
Soon
they
both
felt
they
were
falling
Everyone
heard
Sheila
calling
"RING
THE
BELL"
But
they
fell
Harv
and
Sheila
fell
in
love
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Chose
a
wedding
ring
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Married
in
the
spring
She
shopped
at
A&P
He
bought
a
used
MG
They
sat
and
watched
TV
On
their
RCA
Borrowed
from
HFC
Bought
some
AT&T
And
on
election
day
Worked
for
JFK
Then
they
went
and
got
a
Charge-a-plate
from
R.H.
Macy's
Bought
a
layette
Pink
and
lacey
Then
they
had
twin
baby
girls
Both
with
dimples
Both
with
curls
One
named
Bea
One
named
Kay
Soon
they
joined
the
PTA
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Moved
to
west
LA
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Harvey
and
Sheila
Flew
TWA
They
bought
a
house
one
day
Financed
by
FHA
It
had
a
swimming
pool
Full
of
H2O
Traded
their
used
MG
For
a
new
XKE
Switched
to
the
GOP
That's
they
way
things
go
Oh
that
Harvey
he
was
really
smart
He
used
his
noodle
Sheila
bought
a
white
French
Poodle
Went
to
Europe
with
a
VISA
Harvey's
rich
they
say
that
he's
a
VIP
This
could
be
Only
in
the
USA
1 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)
2 Ringo (The Ballad of Ringo Starr) & Pop Hates the Beatles
3 The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
4 Hungarian Goulash 5
5 Eight Foot Two Solid Blue (Has Anybody Seen My Martian Gal)
6 Downtown, Downtown
7 Headaches
8 Here's to the Crabgrass with Jacqueline Ward
9 You're Getting to Be a Rabbit with Me
10 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie
11 Back to Camp Granada
12 I Was Never a Nazi (And Never Knew Adolf Hitler)
13 Hail To Thee, Fat Person
14 Automation
15 One Hippopotami
16 I See Bones (Live Version)
17 Ratfink
18 My Son the Vampire: Spooky Halloween Song
19 Pills
20 America, A Nice Italian Name
21 You Gotta Have Skin
22 Good Advice
23 Green Stamps
24 Holiday for States
25 Lotsa Luck
26 The Painless Dentist Song
27 Go to Sleep, Paul Revere!
28 The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
29 That Old Back Scratcher
30 Call Me
31 Peyton Place, USA
32 The Drinking Man's Diet
33 Secret Code
34 An Average Song
35 It's a Most Unusual Play
36 Chim Chim Cheree
37 Signs
38 Second Hand Nose
39 Mononeucleosis
40 Oh Boy
41 Mexican Hat Dance
42 Harvey and Shiela
43 The Bronx Bird Watcher (Tit Willow)
44 Pop Hates the Beatles
45 Hello Mother Hello Father
46 Cat Hat (He's a Cat in a Hat)
47 Calculatus, Eliminatus
48 Anything Under the Sun
49 I'm a Punk
50 Grudunza (Moss Covered Three Handled Gradunza)
51 Sweep, Sweep Up the Memories
52 Beautiful Kitten Fish
53 Nothing to be Done
54 Sneetches
55 Green Eggs and Ham
56 The Zax
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