Lyrics Man's Man - Andrew Lloyd Webber

We have waited for your sainted brother long enough
Now it seems it's your turn
Show you've got the stuff
Stalwart, brave, and unafraid
Show us what you're made of

Let the memory of Prince Charming fade, although that's tough
Even so, my God, that boy was buff, oh
Mark my word there's no one before or since
Who is equal of our sweet prince
True, what a man's man, man

Rest assured, my boy was in peak condition
He could best any competition
Not a flash in the pan
He was the real Prince Charming
Twas impossible to dislike him
Even armed to the teeth, disarming
What a man's man, man

No one was more inspiring
He's the one every boy looked up to
Who the women were all desiring
Not an also-ran

My first born, on Earth there was no one braver
He was everyone's favorite flavor
Yes a man's man, ma'am

How I mourn that he isn't here to cheer me
Left his brother behind, oh, dear me
He's a lost poor lamb

Someone to share a beer with
And to hear all your woes and troubles
Or to swing from a chandelier with
What a man's man, man

He was hot, hot enough to blister
Could have had any girl he wanted
Though I'd still trust him with my sister
What a man's man, man

So darn smart
A champion in the saddle
Not one knave half as brave in battle
What a man's man, man

Off the chart
So handsome but not a vain male
He looked fabulous in his chainmail
What a Dapper Dan

No one will ever be his equal
Lord knows, his brother's not the sequel
He was not nondescript
He was so darn ripped
Let's say the boy was well-equipped

Girls went bananas when they'd see 'em
Buns that belong in a museum
And we must make it clear, he was without peer
Yes, he is everything but here

What a shot, a pro with a bow and arrow
The nobility of a pharaoh and a cardinal's grace
My soft spot

This guy really had the sizzle
Every sculptor would grab his chisel when they saw that face
Let's cut to the chase

He was a swashbuckling, mead-swilling
Virile, strapping, lady-killing
Dragon-slaying, cow-tipping,
Lion-hearted, bodice-ripping,
Knuckle-dragging, princess-shagging,
Man's, man's, very tan man