Lyrics Stayed Gone - Cami-Cat , Annapantsu , Chloe Breez

That fucker is back!
(Yeah, I thought he was gone for good, too)
It's been seven years
(You still pissed he almost beat you that time?)
Fuck you!
(Just saying)
Things have changed a lot since he left town
(That's for sure)
I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now

Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!

(Welcome to the show)
Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting
Around town after a seven year absence (Welcome to the show)
Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program

So the Radio Demon is back in town (Welcome to the show)
Why is he hanging around?
What does this mean for your family?
Well, handily I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile
But the demon is a coward!

You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should've stayed away!

While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?
Salutations, good to be back on the air

Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!
(What a dated voice!)
Instead of a clout-chasing, mediocre video podcast (Come on!)

Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
(Ignore his chirping!)
Everyday he's got a new format
(You're looking at the future, she's the shit that comes before that!)

Is Vox as strong as he purports
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees! (Oh, please!)
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team (Hold on!)
I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea!

(You old-timey prick, I'll show you suffering!)
Uh-oh, the TV is buffering!
(I'll destroy you!)
I'm afraid you've lost your signal

Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone
Tune on in
When I'm done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun

Fuck