Lyrics Sellout (Radio Edit) - Aurelio Voltaire

Last night my girlfriend asked me why
They don't play me on MTV
I guess I never really tried
To write a song that's this cheesy
But I'm tired of being poor
I'm tired of this life
And I'm ready to sell out completely
Now I want some super model to become my wife
And I want more bling bling and DVD

La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me
I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

Last night
A DJ died
He took his life on the radio
His hopes and dreams denied
They never let him spin what he wanted to
I say you've got hands up-tied
And you don't have a word about it either way
Why not sneak in my song?
And you can help me get laid
Laid, laid

La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me
I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see
La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me
I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see

Keep the lyrics simple and the melody in sync
And play it on and on and on
Until the sick will try to skip it
A few determination
It's on every single station
The song in defecation
It's on ludacris rotation
All over the nation!

"Well, it's a hot morning here in downtown hell."
"Fire and brimstone is falling from the skies"
"And skull-headed bats are eating all the naugthy little children"
"If you're like everybody else"
"You're stabbing yourself in the ear right now"
"With a sharpened chopstick, trying to make this madness end"
"This one's going out to you"
"'Sellout' by The Oddz"
"Fifty seven million more times"
"In a row."

Last night my girlfriend asked me why
(On the radio)
They don't play me on MTV
I guess I never really tried
To sell my soul completely
To sellout this completely

La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me
I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see
La la la
Everybody sing
The stupidest song on the radio
Look at me
I'm on MTV
In the cheesiest video you'll ever see