Lyrics The Fish (Intro) - Awkwafina

The doors are closing

Oh my fucking God, it′s you
Oh my God, oh my God, it's Bingbing Fan

No-no-no-no-no, I′m not, I'm not

Bingbing Fan, I have been such a bing fan of yours for so long, in X-Men

You know what, I'm sorry, no, I-I-I′m not Fan Bingbing

OK so you see that, because that makes a lot of sense because
I was looking at you from afar and I realize that you′re a lot more unattractive than Bingbing Fan
But, I do. I just- I recognize you and I just- I just-
Kimiko Glenn

No, I...

Kimiko, what was it like working on the cast of Orange is the New Black amongst such powerful women?

I'm not Kimiko Glenn, I can literally tell you who I am, right...

Constance Wu! You are so sassy on that show
You bring it girl, work it, you know what, because you bring it
And-and I′ll tell you this, I'll tell you this
You′re beautiful--on that show, because right now you're have-you′re wearing Sketchers, you're not...

I'm not Constance Wu

George Takei!

George Takei is a man...

Randall Park!

OK, also a man...

Oh my God, I fucking got it
You′re that fucking fish from Bojack Horseman

No, I′m not the fish from Bojack Hor--
Why would you say that?
It's an animated character, and it′s also a fish, it's not even--

Dora the Explorer?

OK, also animated, and also Mexican, and four years old?
I′m Awkwafina, OK?
My name is Awkwafina, I'm a rapper, and-

Who the fuck is Awkwafina?