Lyrics Just Did a Bad Thing - Bill Wurtz

I just did a bad thing
I regret the thing I did
And you're wondering what it is
Tell you what I did
I did a bad thing

I'm having a bad day
It's turning into a bad year
All the things I'm supposed to do
And the places I'm supposed to go
Are canceled

Hey, what's the name of this game?
How do you play it?
And how long does it take?
How many times is the game going to change?

Hey, help me out of this place
Out into the real world
Where maybe things can go my way
Oh, everything goes my way
Oh, everyone knows my name

Having a bad dream
I wonder what this bad dream means
I wonder if I'm sad
I wonder if I'm glad
If I'm just having a sad, glad dream
It's a sad, bad, and bad, glad dream

And I won't get mad about the dream
If you promise to believe in me
It's a sad, bad and mad, glad scheme
It's the best scheme I have
And that's bad enough for me
And I won't get sad if you don't
Seize how mad, glad my schemes can be

Just did a bad thing
I've ruined everything
And I've let the things I ruined ruin me

Hey, what's the name of this game?
How do you play it?
And how long should it take? (a-oh)
How many times is the game supposed to change? (uh)

Hey, get me out of this place
Out into the real world
Where maybe things can go my way
Oh, everything goes my way
Oh, everything goes astray

Just did a strange thing
Now everything's pink