Lyrics You're Pretty When I'm Drunk - Album Version / Clean Version - Bloodhound Gang
One
Night
Me
And
The
Crew
Hit
The
Road
On
A
Mission
To
Slurp
Free
Brew
And
Go
Fuzzy
Flounder
Fishin'
Kayjees
On
The
Hi-Fi
And
The
Keg
Was
Bottomless
Until
We
Brought
Skip
O'
Pot2mus
And
Daddy's
Gonna
Get
Some
Probably
Underage
And
Dumb
And
Everybody
Knows
That
The
Daddy
Eats
His
Young
Lupus
In
The
Lavatory
Making
A
Big
Stink
Macing
Up
The
Toilet
Seat
And
Pooping
In
The
Sink
M.S.G.¹S
Tanked
Up
And
Wizzin'
In
A
Cup
Waiting
For
A
Sprinkle
Genie
To
Come
And
Drink
It
Up
Cause
I'm
The
One
Bottle
Willy
With
The
12
Horse
Ale
After
That
I
Get
Silly
Like
Soupy
Sales
Now
It's
Midnight
And
I'm
Completely
Boofy
Blitzed
A
Six
Of
Shlitz
And
The
Jew
Brew
Manischewitz
With
My
Beer-Tinted
Glasses
I'm
Ready
To
Bitty
Battle
I'm
Hungry
Like
The
Wolf
But
I'll
End
Up
Tending
Cattle
Cause
You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk
(You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk)
You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk
(You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk)
You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk
(You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk)
You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk
(And
I'm
Pretty
Fuckin'
Drunk)
Here
She
Comes,
A
Funky
Fried
Cutie
Mr.
Jimmy
Pop
Ali
Is
Gonna
Get
Some
Booty
Cause
I'm
Mr.
Mcfeelie
With
A
Speedy
Delivery
You'd
Think
I
Was
A
Ditch
The
Way
This
Chick
Was
Diggin'
Me
But
Maybe
I
Should
Check
And
See
If
This
Is
Where
I
Wanna
Be
Hey
Lupus
Is
She
Cute?
Yea
For
A
Pygmie
Aw!
What
Do
You
Know?
You're
Probably
Going
Home
Alone
And
It
Wouldn't
Be
The
First
Time
That
I
Gave
A
Dog
A
Bone
Plus
Beauty,
It's
Only
Skin
Deep
It's
In
The
Eye
Of
The
Beholder
And
My
Beholder's
About
To
Tweak
I
Could
Tap
That
Barrel,
In
Fact
I
Know
I
Can
It's
A
Ménagé
A
Trois
You
And
Me
And
Heineken
Cause
You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk
(You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk)
You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk
(You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk)
You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk
(You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk)
You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk
(And
I'm
Pretty
Fuckin'
Drunk)
Regrets
I've
Had
A
Few
First
And
Foremost
I'd
Like
To
Mention
You
For
The
Sake
Of
Conversation
We'll
Call
You
The
Brand
New
Heavy
Your
A
Mix
Between
An
Ugnaut
And
Eugene
Levy
You
Can
Call
It
Big-Boned,
I
Prefer
To
Call
It
Gut
Your
Buddha
Your
Shamu
Your
Jabba
The
Fuckin'
Hutt
You
Had
Harpoon
Scars
And
Your
Boobies
Were
Hairy
I
Smelt
Tuna
Melt
But
I
Wasn¹T
Gonna
Worry
It
Was
3 A.M.
And
I
Wasn't
Gettin'
Squat
So
I
Rolled
You
Up
In
Flour
And
Aimed
It
For
The
Wet
Spot
I
Was
Buttering
Rolls
Like
A
Soup
Kitchen
Christian
Then
It
Hit
Me
Something
Bit
Me
While
My
Little
Rod
Was
Fishin'
I
Was
Deep
Sea
Fishing
I
Took
A
Fat
Chance
But
How
Was
I
Supposed
To
Know
That
Jabberjaws
Lived
In
Your
Pants
At
That
Junction
I
Came
To
Realize
That
Only
Frank
Purdue
Likes
Thighs
That
Size
Fatty
Fatty
Boom
Ba
Latty
I
Gotta
Lament
That
You
Were
Not
A
Girl
You
Were
An
Experiment
Cause
You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk
(You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk)
You're
Pretty
When
I'm
Drunk
And
I'm
pretty
fucking
drunk
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