Lyrics The Cat Song - Brooke Lambert

I bought a dress today
Thought I was going on a date but turns out he rolled his ankle
So I watched Netflix until I fell asleep
He′s probably paintin' the town, laughing at me
Buying some other girl a cheap whisky and a cola
Well, I bet she didn′t need that drink more than me

'Cause most nights I sit on Tinder
Swipe left until I give up and eat my weight in cheese
Talk to my cat like she's my roommate
The only one I′ve had who gets the bills paid
You think I′d lose some weight from the food that I can't pay for
But I just gained 5 pounds

New day, new drama
Not what I wanted but that′s what I got
At least I've always got a story for ya
If you don′t wanna hear it well, too bad, you're gonna

That old guy called again, said he′d take me to the drive-in
How'd I let it get this far
I've got a way of pullin′ in creepy old men who wanna be my boyfriend
And not to mention all the friends that I had to cut off
′Cause I'd rather talk to a wall

And every time I open my mouth, an F-bomb falls right out
And maybe that′s not ideal
I went and got my first tattoo
Tape player buttons 'cause I felt like I had to
Mumma just don′t get it
She said she's disappointed
But I want another one now

New day, new drama
Not what I wanted but that′s what I got
At least I've always got a story for ya
If you don't wanna hear it well, too bad, you′re gonna

I took my Dad for a long drive in my Corolla
He said all tyres were flat
Couldn′t believe the mess I'd made
Empty bottles and napkins with wine stains
And I only drive in day time ′cause I ain't got no headlights
And it′s been 4 months now

Well I'm doing okay, I guess
27, still not famous and I′m as single as can be
Truth is, I don't really hate it
No need to look good naked and my cat don't judge me