Lyrics Nobody Can Nag Me Now ("Drag Me Down" Parody) - Chedda Cheese

I've lived at home for all my life, but now I'm 55,
My friends say I should move out one day.
Too many rules that I don't like;
Don't stay out after 9, no hanging out with girls on Sunday.

If I lived alone I would probably be the man.
My mom wouldn't tell me to mow the lawn again.
If I lived alone I would never make the bed,
I'd find someone else to pay the rent.

All my life my mom told me,
Don't eat dessert just eat your bologna,
All these nights I've been lonely,
No girls allowed, it's making me angry.
All my life my mom told me,
Don't eat dessert just eat your bologna,
All these nights I've been lonely,
I'm moving out, nobody can nag me now.

Still live at home and that's alright but now I'm 59,
I swear I'm gonna move out one day.
Too many rules that I don't like;
Got curfew every night, no hanging out with girls on Monday.

If I lived alone I would probably be the man.
My mom wouldn't tell me to mow the lawn again.
If I lived alone I would never make the bed,
I'd find someone else to pay the rent.

All my life my mom told me,
Don't eat dessert just eat your bologna,
All these nights I've been lonely,
I'm moving out, nobody can nag me now.