Lyrics How Marvin Eats His Breakfast (Live) - Chip Zien

I love being Marvin
I love being Marvin!
Marvin always eats-
The finest breakfast in town.
How Marvin eats his breakfast
Everybody into the kitchen!
Here comes Marvin!
Banging his groin with his fist
He mumbles in-
To insist!
No one looks busy in this kitchen and my
Breakfast isn't ready and my stomach aches!
I mean, specifically the maid who is
Reclining like she's laid the golden egg!
I want some chatter and some gruel
Make me wanna drool,
Try to make me hungry
Ooh-ooh!
Cat got your tongue?
Marvin always knows that sorta answers he'll allow
I may be sly dear, but not young!
"Wait until I'm older then I'll kill you" Is his one unspoken vow
I need my breakfast now!
Everybody into the kitchen, here comes Marvin!
Aiming a gun at the maid,
He shoots her head, she falls dead
O Jesus Christ, it wasn't loaded!
She's an actor from the old school and a lousy chef!
I don't want miracles from heaven,
Just some eggies over spinach over toast! No!
I will not apologize, she should win a prize, very best-
"Emoting"
Ooooh-ooh!
That girl can't cook!
Maybe she can't cook but have you seen her milk a cow?
And I can read her like a book!
Marvin wouldn't read that kinda novel any how!-
I need my breakfast now!
People people, -
People people, -
Stop your staring-
Stop your staring!
People, people, stop your staring,
Get to work my breakfast isn't made yet!
People, people, stop your staring,
Get to work my breakfast isn't made yet!
Liiife is loney!
Liiife is rotten!
And thankfully short,
Thankfully short,
Thankfully short,
Like Marvin!
Everybody into the kitchen, here comes M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m
Marvin!
Aiming his hands like a twit,
He throws a fit, then a knife!
You call this breakfast on my birthday?
This is shit!
This isn't breakfast, I could crack your feet.
I mean, for God's sake am I talking to
The wall when i say breakfast I mean food!
I dreamt all nights of hips and legs
Now I want some eggs
Things I might- relate too
Ooh-ooh!
I'm just a sprite!
Marvin underestimate the fear that he'll endow
I'll wait here till you get it right!
Do I- do I really? Do I really have to show you people-
I need my breakfast now!