Lyrics No Way Jose - David Frizzell

There she was, when I walked in the barroom
She looked just like Marilyn Monroe
In her tight fitting jeans,
Looking just like a dream
I liked to get to know her
So I walked up and sat down beside her
Bought her a bourbon, a beer and a wine
And reveal my intentions the woman I mention
Your place on mine, she said:

No Way Jose'
Stay cool, you fool
You're a squirrel, Merle, if you think this girl
Is leaving here with you,
That means nowhere, Pierre,
No time at night or day
Pack it up step aside
Take a road take a ride
Ain't no way Jose'

Now I knew she must have been fooling
How could she resist all this charm
With my dees out of jeans
And Armani tight right on my arm
Though I detected a note of sarcasm
I knew I had to try it again
But when I opened my mouth
Before a word popped out
The whole room joined in
They said:

No Way Jose'
Stay cool, you fool
You're a squirrel, Merle, if you think this girl
Is leaving here with you,
That means nowhere, Pierre,
No time at night or day
Let it's sligh high
You better step aside
Ain't no way Jose'

So I headed back home,
Where the little woman waits
With love spinning in my head
I crawl into bed
That's when I hear the little woman say:

There ain't no way Jose'
Stay cool, you fool
You're a squirrel, Merele, if you think this girl
Is doing a thing with you,
That means nowhere, Pierre,
No time at night or day
Pack it up, Chuck
This time you're out of luck
There ain't no way, Jose'

She said,
No Way Jose'
Stay cool, you fool
You're a squirrel, Merle, if you think this girl
Is living here with you,
That means nowhere, Pierre,
No time at night or day
Pack it up, step aside
Hit the road take a ride
Ain't no way, Jose'

She said,
No Way Jose'
Stay cool, you fool
You're a squirrel, Merle, if you think this girl
Is living here with you,
That means nowhere, Pierre,
No time at night or day
Pack it up, step aside
Hit the road take a ride
Ain't no way, Jose'