Lyrics Nobody's Chasing Me - Doris Day

The breeze is chasing the zephyr
The moon is chasing the sea
The bull is chasing the heifer
But nobody's chasing me

The cook is chasing the chicken
The Pooch is chasing the flea
The cat is taking a lickin'
But nobody's chasing me

Nobody wants to own me
And I object!
Nobody wants to phone me
Even collect!

The leopard's chasing the leopard
The chimp some champ chimpanzee
The sheep is chasing the shepherd
But nobody's chasing me

The Ford is chasing the Chevy
But nobody's chasing me

Each night I get the mirror
From off the shelf
Each night I'm gettin' queerer
Chasing myself

The clams are almost a-mixin'
The hens are chasing TV
The fox is chasing the vixen
But nobody's chasing me
Nobody's chasing me