Lyrics Roland the Roadie and Gertrude the Goupie - Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show
Now
Roland
the
roadie
was
only
a
toadie
Who
set
up
the
lights
and
the
mics
for
the
shows
And
Gertrude
the
groupie
was
a
rock
'n'
roll
fan
Who
stood
by
the
stage
door
in
the
rains
and
the
snows
Ok,
Roland
the
roadie
met
Gertrude
the
groupie
At
a
rock
concert
back
in
Bayonne...
ow...
He
tried
to
seduce
her,
said
he'd
introduce
her
To
all
of
the
Beatles
and
Stones
So
Roland
the
roadie
got
Gertrude
the
groupie
A
seat
in
the
balcony
above...
oh...
And
Getrude
the
groupie
felt
grateful
and
groovy
But
Roland
the
roadie
felt
love
And
some
folks
loves
ham
hocks
and
some
folks
loves
pork
chops
And
some
folks
loves
vegetable
soup...
yow...
And
Roland
the
roadie
loves
Gertrude
the
groupie
But
Gertrude
the
groupie
loves
groups
She
stood
up
and
screamed
as
the
amber
spot
beamed
On
her
heroes,
so
skinny
and
tall
With
their
eyelids
so
droopy
and
Gertrude
the
groupie
Now
she
was
in
love
with
them
all
Roland
the
roadie
told
Gertrude
the
groupie
To
wait
and
he'd
be
her
man...
oh...
But
while
he
dreamed
of
a
rose
covered
home
She
was
out
with
the
group
in
the
van
Gerty!
Gerty!
Come
on,
baby
Come
on
out
here
I
know
you're
in
there!
The
whole
trailer's
moving,
baby!
What
about
me?
Gerty!
Gerty?
Now
Roland
the
roadie
is
back
on
the
road
His
heart
has
been
broken
again
And
Gertrude
the
groupie
waits
out
in
the
cold
For
the
very
next
group
to
come
in
And
some
folks
loves
ham
hocks
and
some
folks
loves
pork
chops
And
some
folks
loves
vegetable
soup...
yeah...
And
Roland
the
roadie
loves
Gertrude
the
groupie
But
Gertrude
the
groupie
loves
groups,
groups,
groups,
groups...
Anybody,
baby,
anybody...
1 Sylvia's Mother
2 Queen of the Silver Dollar
3 Marie Lavaux
4 Cover of the Rolling Stone
5 The Ballad of Lucy Jordan
6 Hey, Lady Godiva
7 Four Years Older Than Me
8 Makin' It Natural
9 Freakin' At the Freakers' Ball
10 If I'd Only Come and Gone
11 Carry Me, Carrie
12 Penicillin Penny
13 Life Ain't Easy
14 Roland the Roadie and Gertrude the Goupie
15 Acapulco Goldie
16 When Lilly Was Queen
17 Monterey Jack
18 You Ain't Got the Right
19 Sing Me a Rainbow
20 Kiss It Away
21 When She Cries
22 Judy
23 I Call That True Love
24 Mama, I'll Sing One Song for You
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