Lyrics Big Weenie - Eminem
I
don't
understand
Why
are
you
being
so
mean?
You're
a
mean,
mean
man
You're
just
jealous
of
me
'Cause
you,
you
just
can't
do
what
I
do
So
instead
of
just
admitting
it
You
walk
around
and
say
All
kinds
of
really
mean
things
About
me
'cause
you're
a
meanie,
a
meanie
But
it's
only
'cause
you're
Just
really
jealous
of
me
'Cause
I'm
what
you
want
to
be
So
you
just
look
like
an
idiot
When
you
say
these
mean
things
'Cause
it's
too
easy
to
see
You're
really
just
a
big
weenie,
big
weenie
Alright,
listen,
I
need
you
to
focus
I
need
you
to
go
dig
deep
in
your
mind;
this
is
important
We
are
going
to
perform
an
experiment
of
the
sorts
I'm
going
to
have
to
ask
you
to
bear
with
me
for
a
moment
Now,
I
need
you
to
open
your
mind;
your
eyes,
close
them
You
are
now
about
to
be
placed
under
my
hypnosis
For
the
next
four
and
a
half
minutes
We
are
going
to
explore
into
your
mind
To
find
out
why
you're
so
fucking
jealous
Now,
why
did
they
make
Yoo-hoo?
Hippity
ga-ga
boo-boo
Psych,
I'm
kidding
I
just
wanted
to
see
if
you're
still
listenin'
Okay,
now
I
need
your
undivided
attention
Sir,
I
have
a
question
Why
do
I
always
sense
this
undeniable
tension?
From
the
moment
that
I
enter
into
the
room
It
gets
all
quiet
and
whispers
Whenever
there's
conversation,
why
am
I
always
mentioned?
I've
been
dying
to
ask;
it's
been
itchin'
at
me
Is
it
just
because
You're
just
jealous
of
me
'Cause
you,
you
just
can't
do
what
I
do
So
instead
of
just
admitting
it
You
walk
around
and
say
All
kinds
of
really
mean
things
About
me
'cause
you're
a
meanie,
a
meanie
But
it's
only
'cause
you're
Just
really
jealous
of
me
'Cause
I'm
what
you
want
to
be
So
you
just
look
like
an
idiot
When
you
say
these
mean
things
'Cause
it's
too
easy
to
see
You're
really
just
a
big
weenie,
big
weenie
Alright,
now
I,
I
just
flubbed
a
line
I
was
going
to
say
something
extremely
important
But
I
forgot
who
or
what
it
was;
I
fucked
up
Psych,
I'm
kidding
again,
you
idiot;
no,
I
didn't
That's
just
what
you
wanted
to
hear
from
me
Is
that
I
fucked
up,
ain't
it?
But
I
can
bust
one
take
without
lookin'
at
no
paper
It
doesn't
take
a
bunch
of
takes
Or
me
to
stand
here
in
this
booth
all
day
For
me
to
say
the
truth,
okay?
You're
droolin',
you
have
tooth
decay
Your
mouth
is
open,
you're
disgusting
What
the
fuck
d'you
eat
for
lunch
A
bunch
of
sweets
or
something,
what?
You
munch
a
bunch
of
Crunch
'n
Munch?
Your
tooth
is
rotten
to
the
gum
Your
breath
stinks;
wanna
chew
some
gum?
"Yes
I
do,
sir;
what
am
I
on?"
You,
sir,
are
on
truth
serum
"Marshall,
I'm
so
jealous
of
you"
"Please
say
you
won't
tell
nobody"
"I'd
be
so
embarrassed;
I'm
just
absolutely
terrified"
"That
someone's
gonna
find
out
why
I'm
saying"
"All
these
terrible,
evil,
and
awful
mean
things"
"It's
my
own
insecurity"
You're
just
jealous
of
me
'Cause
you,
you
just
can't
do
what
I
do
So
instead
of
just
admitting
it
You
walk
around
and
say
All
kinds
of
really
mean
things
About
me
'cause
you're
a
meanie,
a
meanie
But
it's
only
'cause
you're
Just
really
jealous
of
me
'Cause
I'm
what
you
want
to
be
So
you
just
look
like
an
idiot
When
you
say
these
mean
things
'Cause
it's
too
easy
to
see
You're
really
just
a
big
weenie,
big
weenie
Alright,
now,
we,
we're
going
to
conduct
That
experiment
that
we
were
talking
about
earlier
Just
to
see
what
a
frog
looks
like
when
it
takes
two
hits
of
ecstasy
'Cause
that's
exactly
what
your
eyes
look
like;
want
to
check
to
see?
Here's
a
mirror;
notice
the
resemblance
here?
Wait,
let
me
put
these
sunglasses
on
Now
look
in
this
mirror;
how
about
now?
What
do
you
have
in
common?
You're
both
green
with
envy
and
Look
like
idiots
with
sunglasses
on
'em
You
look
like
I
sound
like,
singing
about
weenies
Now
take
my
weenie
out
of
your
mouth
This
is
between
me
and
you;
I
know
you're
not
happy
I
know
you'd
much
rather
see
me
lying
In
the
corner
of
a
room
somewhere
crying
Curled
up
in
a
ball,
tweaked
out
of
my
mind,
dying
There
is
no
denying
that
my
weenie
is
much
bigger
than
yours
is
Mine
is
like
sticking
a
banana
between
two
oranges
Why're
you
even
doing
this
to
yourself?
It's
pointless
Why
do
we
have
to
keep
on
going
through
this?
This
is
torturous
My
point
is
this:
That
if
you
say
mean
things,
your
weenie
will
shrink
Now
I
forgot
what
the
is,
you're
just
a.
You're
just
jealous
of
me
'Cause
you,
you
just
can't
do
what
I
do
So
instead
of
just
admitting
it
You
walk
around
and
say
All
kinds
of
really
mean
things
About
me
'cause
you're
a
meanie,
a
meanie
But
it's
only
'cause
you're
Just
really
jealous
of
me
'Cause
I'm
what
you
want
to
be
So
you
just
look
like
an
idiot
When
you
say
these
mean
things
'Cause
it's
too
easy
to
see
You're
really
just
a
big
weenie,
big
weenie
Get
the
fuck
off
my
dick
1 Rain Man
2 Like Toy Soldiers
3 Em Calls Paul - Skit
4 Mosh
5 Mockingbird
6 Crazy In Love
7 Spend Some Time
8 Yellow Brick Road
9 Big Weenie
10 Never Enough
11 Encore / Curtains Down
12 Paul - Skit
13 Final Thought - Skit
14 Evil Deeds
15 Encore / Curtains Up
16 Puke
17 One Shot 2 Shot
18 My 1st Single
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