Lyrics Rain Man - Eminem

Yeah
Definitely
Definitely, definitely dope
Definitely
Definitely, K-Mart
Yeah, yeah

You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw the line any fences
If so to what extent if at
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say I cause extensive
Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this
Far at other people's expenses
I say your all just too goddamn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's downright blasphemous
Let's end this shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator
Right next to Darth Vader

And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed super-man
Man, how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy

Kryptonite the green chronic

'Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is
Rain man

Now in the Bible, it says
Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then, of course, it's intercourse
And it's bisexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after performing the act of that which
Is normally referred to as such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way
But who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr Dre
Dr Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, up, I ain't done yet

In football, the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant, it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't need to go in into any more details but

What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because

'Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is
Rain man

You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse, I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defences

My spider-sense is telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
Goddamn, it Dre where's the goddamn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high fived Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she flew around the room like a balloon
I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and zoom I
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

'Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is
I forgot my name!
My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil, my new name is
Rain man

'Cause I
Yeah, Rain Man
Definitely, definitely Dr Dre, super dope beat maker two thousand
Two thousand four hundred and eighty-seven million
Nine hundred and seventy-three thousand
Four hundred and sixty-three
And seventy (Yeah)