Lyrics The Lonely Trout - Eric Idle's What about Dick - Original Cast

From the hill and hells and rells of bonnie Scottland.
Fill the bogs and fogs and soggy logs and breeze.
Flee the mountain tops where where lonely joke and quest key.
Did a danky pond, where in a lone trout plays.
There was once a laddie wandered away his lassie.
When she told him that her love for him was dead.
As she left this lonely boy, who'd now lost his only joy, the trout raised his head, and this is what he said:
Oh, rumpty tumpty, tickle you monkey, tickle me diddle do.
Rumpy pumpy, humpty tumpty, tickle me divey to.
Hankey pankey, winkey wankey, diddly diddle do, rinkey dinkey tiddly winky, knickey knacky gnu
The gnu
The gnu, the gnu, the gnu.
Oh, packety wackety, nickety nackety, sings the lonely trout.
Spickety wickety, pickety nickety, what is life about?
Shackety mackety, thwackety crackety, she was just a slut.
Find yourself another lass, a nicer piece of butt!
(Repeat 3x)