Lyrics A Typical Sound Check - Frank Zappa , The Mothers of Invention
Jeff:
... find
out
where
.. .?:
Get
some
.. .
Mark:
All
skate.
Men
only!
Dick:
Hunh??:
So
don't
.. .
Aynsley:
Man,
you
shou
... you
shoulda
brought
the
fucking
[...]?:
Gotta
put
that
sign
out
in
front,
man.
Mark:
Got
to
get
that
sign
out
in
the
front.?:
Pack
it
up
beside
of
the
bass
player.
Howard:
Why?
Aynsley:
Because
I
... I'm
gonna
have
to
fucking
nail
this
in.
It's
gonna
take
about
five
minutes
to
nail
the
thing
in
every
time
we
go
on.
Dick:
Well,
get
a
piece
.. .
Mark:
Can
we
get
it
hooked
up?
Can
we
put
it
up?
Stand
it
up?
[...]?:
Talk
to
the
kids
running
[...]
Jeff:
We
could
be
an
even
closer
.. .?:
Add
some
more
weirdness.?:
Hey
man.?:
Hey,
we
sparred
right
here,
man.?:
You
want
these
two
together??:
Sparred
right
there.?:
Well
.. .
Mark:
Perverse!
George:
What's
in
my
[...]
Mark:
Let's
see,
my
washboard's
in
the
car.
My
false
breast
is
in
the
car.?:
Hey,
Bob??:
Bob.
Aynsley:
See,
they
gotta
have
two
holes
here.?:
Bob!
Dick?:
Yeah.
Jeff:
Where's
your
pliers?
Ian?:
Oh,
we
got
our
amps
switched.
I
should
be
having
that
amp.
Howard:
Put
on
your
costumes.
If
you
do
not
hear
me
You
may
now
walk
out
For
I
am
here
And
I
am
talking
.. .
1 The Worst Reviews
2 Martin Lickert's Story
3 The Sanzini Brothers
4 The London Cab Tape
5 The Spew King
6 Well
7 Cruisin' For Burgers
8 Don't Eat There
9 The Motel Room
10 Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
11 Billy The Mountain
12 The Dressing Room
13 The Motel Lobby
14 Sleeping In A Jar
15 A Version Of Himself
16 Bad Acting
17 A Great Guy
18 Jeff Quits
19 He's Right
20 If You're Not A Professional Actor
21 Concentration Moon, Part Two
22 Concentration Moon, Part One
23 Status Back Baby
24 You Got Your Armies
25 There's No Lust In Jazz
26 Playground Psychotics
27 Childish Perversions
28 Champagne Lecture
29 A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
30 Scumbag
31 Sharleena
32 Super Grease
33 Learning "Penis Dimension"
34 Don't Take Me Down
35 A Typical Sound Check
36 The Living Garbage Truck
37 Here Comes The Gear, Lads
38 A Bunch Of Adventures
39 Divan
40 It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
41 He's Watching
42 You There, With The Hard On!
43 Beer Shampoo
44 I'm Doomed
45 This Is Neat
46 Wonderful Wino
47 I Could Be A Star Now
48 Botulism On The Hoof
49 Diptheria Blues
50 Mom & Dad
51 The Mudshark Interview
52 Going For The Money
53 Getting Stewed
54 Zanti Serenade
55 Brixton Still Life
56 Say Please
57 Aaawk
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