Lyrics The London Cab Tape - Frank Zappa , The Mothers of Invention

Howard: Fuckin' guy has flipped out, man! Ought to be locked up!
Jeff: Who, me .. .?
Howard: Yeah, you too!
Jeff: It was anti-semitic of me to bring it up.
Mark: What, you don't like Jews, man?
Jeff: Let me make it perfectly clear, Volman.
I don't mind that you're a Jew. Stay out of my way.
Take your Bar Mitzvah, man, and shove it.
Mark: I never had a Bar Mitzvah.
Jeff: You have a yarmulke, man?
Mark: No, I wore one once, though .. .
Jeff: I knew it.
Mark: What's wrong? You don't like 'em, man?
Howard: Probably don't like cowboy hats, either.
Jeff: [...] Just keep it out of my way, man,
I don't wanna see that yarmulke on stage ever .. .
Howard: Uh ... well, I don't know, man, that'd be sorta neat.
Not in this group of course, but tomorrow.?: Right, right.
Jeff: Howard Kaylan World!
Mark: The Yarmulke.
FZ: Ha ha ha!
Jeff: Dear Frank, thanks for paying a hundred twenty three dollars for my meal in Amsterdam.
Mark: ... which I didn't want anyway.
Howard: I hated!
Jeff: I really enjoyed playing in your little own ensemble.
Howard: For a day or so.
Jeff: Thanks for bringing a little slice of sunshine into my life.
Howard: Thanks for showing me how sh ... shitty the music business could really be.
I thought I knew.
Jeff: Thanks for making me the worst bass player in the world.
After six months with the Mothers I figured I've lost everything I ever had.