Lyrics Botulism On The Hoof - Frank Zappa , The Mothers of Invention
Howard:
Whoa,
that's
really
great!
Botulism
on
the
hoof!
Dick:
Don't
even
look
at
it,
Howard,
you're
over
the
deadline.
Jeff:
The
new
fascist
ensemble
says
that
you
can't
have
anything
to
eat,
man.
You're
over
the
deadline.
Howard:
What's
that
mean?
Dick:
I
told
you
to
be
down
here
at
noon,
man.
You're
five
minutes
late,
so
you
can't
order.
Jeff:
Listen,
listen...
Howard:
You...
told
who
to
be
down
at
noon?
Dick:
Frank—
These
guys
ordered
like
ten
minutes
ago.
Howard:
It's
like
having
Ronald
Reagan
for
a
road
manager.
What
can
you
make
me
in
two
minutes...
Dick:
The
deal
is
that,
uh...
Howard:...
besides
sick?
Dick:
If
you
help
me,
uh,
expedite
matters
to
the
airport,
man,
you
might
be
able
to
woof
down
some
kind
of
scarf
out
there.
Howard:
What
do
you
mean,
"Woof
down
some
kind
of
scarf
out
there"?
Dick:
It
means
you
can
stick
your
fingers
in
your
nose.
Howard:
I'm
hungry,
man.
Dick:
Eat
a
Payday
candy
bar.
Howard:
Listen,
how
about
a
little
dry
cereal?
How
'bout
a
orange
juice.
Dick:
Never
happen,
man.
Jeff:
Hey,
get
it
on
tape
that
Barber
is
a
doofus,
man.
1 The Worst Reviews
2 Martin Lickert's Story
3 The Sanzini Brothers
4 The London Cab Tape
5 The Spew King
6 Well
7 Cruisin' For Burgers
8 Don't Eat There
9 The Motel Room
10 Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
11 Billy The Mountain
12 The Dressing Room
13 The Motel Lobby
14 Sleeping In A Jar
15 A Version Of Himself
16 Bad Acting
17 A Great Guy
18 Jeff Quits
19 He's Right
20 If You're Not A Professional Actor
21 Concentration Moon, Part Two
22 Concentration Moon, Part One
23 Status Back Baby
24 You Got Your Armies
25 There's No Lust In Jazz
26 Playground Psychotics
27 Childish Perversions
28 Champagne Lecture
29 A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
30 Scumbag
31 Sharleena
32 Super Grease
33 Learning "Penis Dimension"
34 Don't Take Me Down
35 A Typical Sound Check
36 The Living Garbage Truck
37 Here Comes The Gear, Lads
38 A Bunch Of Adventures
39 Divan
40 It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
41 He's Watching
42 You There, With The Hard On!
43 Beer Shampoo
44 I'm Doomed
45 This Is Neat
46 Wonderful Wino
47 I Could Be A Star Now
48 Botulism On The Hoof
49 Diptheria Blues
50 Mom & Dad
51 The Mudshark Interview
52 Going For The Money
53 Getting Stewed
54 Zanti Serenade
55 Brixton Still Life
56 Say Please
57 Aaawk
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