Lyrics and translation Frank Zappa/The Mothers - If You're Not A Professional Actor
FZ:
If
you're
not
a
professional
actor,
the
easiest
thing
for
you
to
do,
FZ:
Si
tu
n'es
pas
un
acteur
professionnel,
la
chose
la
plus
simple
à
faire,
When
you
only
have
a
week
to
make
a
movie
is
just
to
be
yourself
on
the
screen.
Quand
tu
n'as
qu'une
semaine
pour
faire
un
film,
c'est
simplement
d'être
toi-même
à
l'écran.
So
the
lines
that
the
people
speak
in
the
film,
Donc
les
répliques
que
les
gens
prononcent
dans
le
film,
With
the
exception
of
some
of
the
real
fantasy
characters
like
the
Vacuum
Cleaner,
À
l'exception
de
certains
personnages
fantastiques
comme
l'aspirateur,
Or
the,
or
what
Theodore
Bikel
says,
Ou,
ou
ce
que
dit
Theodore
Bikel,
Are
all
based
on
the
actual
speech
patterns
and
the
Sont
toutes
basées
sur
les
habitudes
de
langage
réelles
et
le
Lifestyle
of
the
people
who
are
in
the
group.
Mode
de
vie
des
personnes
qui
sont
dans
le
groupe.
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1
The Worst Reviews
2 Martin Lickert's Story
3 The Sanzini Brothers
4 The London Cab Tape
5 The Spew King
6 Well
7 Cruisin' For Burgers
8 Don't Eat There
9 The Motel Room
10 Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
11 Billy The Mountain
12 The Dressing Room
13 The Motel Lobby
14 Sleeping In A Jar
15 A Version Of Himself
16 Bad Acting
17 A Great Guy
18 Jeff Quits
19 He's Right
20 If You're Not A Professional Actor
21 Concentration Moon, Part Two
22 Concentration Moon, Part One
23 Status Back Baby
24 You Got Your Armies
25 There's No Lust In Jazz
26 Playground Psychotics
27 Childish Perversions
28 Champagne Lecture
29 A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
30 Scumbag
31 Sharleena
32 Super Grease
33 Learning "Penis Dimension"
34 Don't Take Me Down
35 A Typical Sound Check
36 The Living Garbage Truck
37 Here Comes The Gear, Lads
38 A Bunch Of Adventures
39 Divan
40 It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
41 He's Watching
42 You There, With The Hard On!
43 Beer Shampoo
44 I'm Doomed
45 This Is Neat
46 Wonderful Wino
47 I Could Be A Star Now
48 Botulism On The Hoof
49 Diptheria Blues
50 Mom & Dad
51 The Mudshark Interview
52 Going For The Money
53 Getting Stewed
54 Zanti Serenade
55 Brixton Still Life
56 Say Please
57 Aaawk
2 Martin Lickert's Story
3 The Sanzini Brothers
4 The London Cab Tape
5 The Spew King
6 Well
7 Cruisin' For Burgers
8 Don't Eat There
9 The Motel Room
10 Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
11 Billy The Mountain
12 The Dressing Room
13 The Motel Lobby
14 Sleeping In A Jar
15 A Version Of Himself
16 Bad Acting
17 A Great Guy
18 Jeff Quits
19 He's Right
20 If You're Not A Professional Actor
21 Concentration Moon, Part Two
22 Concentration Moon, Part One
23 Status Back Baby
24 You Got Your Armies
25 There's No Lust In Jazz
26 Playground Psychotics
27 Childish Perversions
28 Champagne Lecture
29 A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
30 Scumbag
31 Sharleena
32 Super Grease
33 Learning "Penis Dimension"
34 Don't Take Me Down
35 A Typical Sound Check
36 The Living Garbage Truck
37 Here Comes The Gear, Lads
38 A Bunch Of Adventures
39 Divan
40 It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
41 He's Watching
42 You There, With The Hard On!
43 Beer Shampoo
44 I'm Doomed
45 This Is Neat
46 Wonderful Wino
47 I Could Be A Star Now
48 Botulism On The Hoof
49 Diptheria Blues
50 Mom & Dad
51 The Mudshark Interview
52 Going For The Money
53 Getting Stewed
54 Zanti Serenade
55 Brixton Still Life
56 Say Please
57 Aaawk
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