Lyrics Call Any Vegetable (Live) [2nd Show] - Frank Zappa
Call
any
vegetable
Call
it
by
name
You've
gotta
call
one
today
When
you
get
off
the
train
Call
any
vegetable
And
the
chances
are
good
The
vegetable
will
respond
to
you
La
La
La
La
The
vegetable
will
respond
to
you
La
La
La
La
Call
any
vegetable
Pick
up
your
phone
Think
of
a
vegetable
Lonely
at
home
Call
any
vegetable
And
the
chances
are
good
The
vegetable
will
respond
to
you
La
La
La
La
The
vegetable
will
respond
to
you
La
La
La
La
Rutabaga,
Rutabaga,
Rutabaga,
Rutabaga,
Rutaba...
No
one
will
know
If
you
don't
want
to
let
them
know
No
one
will
know'less
it's
you
that
might
tell
them
so
Call
and
they'll
come
to
you
Smiling
and
covered
with
dew
Vegetable
dream
Vegetable
dream
Vegetable
dream
of
responding
to
you
Standing
there
shiny
and
proud
by
your
side
Holding
your
joint
while
the
neighbors
decide
Why
is
a
vegetable
something
to
hide
TO
HIDE,
TO
HIDE,
TO
HIDE,...
Shooo,
Shooo,
Shoo,
Shoo
...
You
know
a
lot
of
people
don't
bother
about
there
friends
in
the
vegetablekingdom.
They,
they
think:
What
can
I
say?
Some
times
they
think:
Where
can
I
go?
Where
can
I
go
to
get
my
poodle
clipped
in
Burbank?
At
Ralph's
vegetarian
poodle
clippin',
where
you
can
come
this...
Where
can
I
go
to
get
organic
vaseline
for
my
Frank
Zappa
At
Bob
and
Ray's
swaheli
restorant,
where
you
can
come
this
close...
Where
can
I
go
to
get
my
jeans
embroided
at
Fullurton?...
At
jeans,
at
Jeans
North
where
nothing
fits
Where
can
I
go
to
get
my
zipper
repaired
in
Hollywood?
Who
gives
the
f
anyway
Where
can
I
go
to
get
my
speakers
fixed?
Where
can
I
go
to
get
my
exit
lights?,
At
Jack
La
Lane
Hamburgers
on
312
Woodier(?)
Boulavard.
Where
can
I
go
to
get
my
stomach
pumped?
Where
can
I
go
to
colapse
Hey,
De-due.
Questions,
Questions,
Questions,
flooding
into
the
mind
of
the
concernedyoung
person
today.
Ah,
but
it's
a
great
time
to
be
alive
ladies
andgentlemen.
And
that's
the
theme
of
our
program
for
tonight,
"It's
so
FING
GREAT
to
be
alive"!
Is
what
the
theme
of
our
show
is
tonight,
boys
and
girls.
And
I'm
wanna
tell
ya,
if
there
is
anybody
here
who
DOESN'T
believe
that
it
is
FING
GREAT
to
be
alive,
I
wish
that
they
gonow,
because
this
show
will
only
bring
them
down
so
much...
]
God
Bless
America
Land
that
I
love
Call
any
vegetable
Call
it
by
name
You've
gotta
call
one
today
When
you
get
off
the
train
Call
any
vegetable
And
the
chances
are
good
Oh,
that
the
vegetable
will
respond
to
you
And
if
you
are
a
consenting
adult
we
want
you
to
call
today
in
Los
Angeles,
the
number
is
Richmond9-6935,
in
Downey
it's
347-8932.
Call
it
direct,
Call
it
collect,
But
call
it
today
Album
Road Tapes, Venue #3 (Live Tyrone Guthrie Theater, Minneapolis, MN 5 July 1970)
date of release
27-05-2016
1 Mom & Dad (Live)
2 King Kong / Igor's Boogie (Live)
3 Tyrone Start the Tape… (Live)
4 Mondello's Revenge (Live)
5 A Piece of Contemporary Music (Live)
6 Justine (Live)
7 It Can't Happen Here (Live)
8 Oh No/Orange County Lumber Truck (Live)
9 The Return of Hunchback Duke (Live)
10 Cruising For Burgers (Live)
11 Sharleena (Live) [2nd Show]
12 The 23rd "Mondellos" (Live)
13 The Clap (Chunga's Revenge) (Live)
14 Call Any Vegetable (Live) [2nd Show]
15 Agon: Interlude (Live)
16 Harry, You're a Beast (Live)
17 Call Any Vegetable (Live)
18 Concentration Moon (Live)
19 Dog Breath (Live)
20 Mother People (Live)
21 Sharleena (Live)
22 Sleeping In a Jar (Live)
23 The Air (Live)
24 Wonderful Wino (Live)
25 King Kong - Live, 1988
26 Pound for a Brown (Live)
27 Let's Make The Water Turn Black - Live, 1988
28 King Kong - Live, 1988
29 Wonderful Wino (Live)
30 Concentration Moon (Live)
31 The Air (Live)
32 Dog Breath (Live)
33 Mother People (Live)
34 You Didn't Try To Call Me - live
35 Call Any Vegetable (Live)
36 Sharleena (Live)
37 Pound for a Brown (Live)
38 Sleeping In a Jar (Live)
39 Let's Make The Water Turn Black - Live, 1988
40 Harry, You're a Beast (Live)
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