Lyrics Church Chat (Live) - Frank Zappa
Frank
Zappa
(vocals)
Ray
White
(guitar,
vocals)
Steve
Vai
(guitar,
vocals,
zucchini)
Tommy
Mars
(keyboards,
vocals)
Bobby
Martin
(keyboards,
saxophone)
Ed
Mann
(percussion)
Scott
Thunes
(bass)
Chad
Wackerman
(drums)
(Somebody
in
the
crowd
yells
in
something
in
French...
what
is
it?)
You
know
today
the
church
is
in
a
terrible
state.
The
bucks
just
arent
rollin
in
like
they
used
to.
And
when
the
bucks
don't
come
in,
the
church
comes
up
with
a
new
gimmick
to
make
you
spend
to
go
to
heaven.
Now
I
know
you
don't
know
what
I'm
talking
about,
but
what
the
fuck.
But
anyway,
listen
to
this
ladies
and
gentlemen,
when
the
church
wants
to
get
your
money
they
remind
you
about
hell.
(Whoo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha)
If
you
commit
a
sin
you're
gonna
go
to
hell.
(oui-oui)
Well
let
me
give
you
an
example,
this
boy
over
here;
Tell
em
about
it
Brother
Zappa.
Sometimes
people
say:
That
if
you
fuck
somebody
(oh
lord)
its
a
sin,
(oui-oui)
this
may
or
may
not
be
true.
(Testify)
This
boy
not
only
fucked
somebody
with
his
organ,
but
he
also
fucked
a
girl
with
a
guitar,
with
an
umbrella,
with
a
zuchinni,
with
a
shoe,
with
an
enema
bag
.. .
What
else
did
you
do?
A
vibrato
bar.
A
vibrato
bar!
Some
people
would
say
this
is
a
sin.
And
if
you
sin
youre
gonna
go
to
hell.
Well
ladies
and
gentlemen:
There
aint
no
hell.
(oui)
There
is
no
such
thing
as
hell.
(oui)
There
is
no
hell,
there
is
only
France!
(oui-oui)
Oui,
oui
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