Lyrics Dancing Fool - Live - Frank Zappa

I don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
And both of my feet's too long
Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night
Hoping one day I might get it right

I'ma dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
I hear that beat I jump outta my seat
But I can't compete
'Cause I'm a dancing fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up
Like they's fit to kill
I walk on in, see 'em there
I'm gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin'
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit my social suicide

I'ma dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool

The beat goes on but I'm so wrong (wrong)
Well, the beat goes on but I'm so wrong (wrong)

The beat goes on but I'm so wrong
The beat goes on but I'm so wrong
The beat goes on but I'm so wrong
The beat goes on but I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong but I'ma dancin' fool
I may be totally wrong but I'ma dancin' fool

Yowza, yowza, yowza
I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes
My shirts half open, to show you my chain
And the spoon fer up my nose
I am really something
That's what you'd probably say
So smoke your little smoke and drink your little drink
While I dance the night away

I'ma dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
He's a dancin' fool

I may be totally wrong but I'ma...
I may be totally wrong but I'ma...
I may be totally wrong but I'ma...
I may be totally wrong but I'ma fool

Say darling, can I buy ya a drink?
What's a girl like you doing in a tampoon and clusted place like this?
Do you come here often and if so why?
Wait a minute, I've got it
You're an Italian
What?
You're Jewish

Love your nails, you must be a libra
Your place or mine?