Lyrics It Can't Happen Here (1970 FZ Remix) - Frank Zappa

It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm telling you, my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I been checkin' it out, baby
I checked it out a couple a times, hmm
And I'm telling you
It can't happen here
Oh darling, it's important that you believe me
(Bop bop bop bop)
That it can't happen here

Who could imagine that they'll freak out somewhere in Kansas
Kansas Kansas tototototodo
Kansas Kansas tototototodo
Who could imagine that they'll freak out in Minnesota
Mimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota
Who could imagine

Who could imagine
That they would freak out in Washington DC
DC, DC, DC, DC, DC, DC
It can't happen here
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
It can't happen here
It can't happen here
Everybody's safe and it can't happen here
No freaks for us
It can't happen here
Everybody's clean and it can't happen here

No, no, it won't happen here
I'm telling you it can't
It won't happen here
(Bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop)
Plastic folks, you know
It won't happen here
You're safe, mama
You're safe, baby
You just cook a TV dinner
And you make it
(Bop bop bop)
No no no no
Oh, we're gonna get a TV dinner and cook it up
Go get a TV dinner and cook it up
Cook it up
Oh, and it won't happen here
(No no no no no no no no no no no
Man you guys are really safe
Everything's cool)

I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
I remember (tu-tu)
I remember (tu-tu)
They had a swimming pool
And they thought it couldn't happen here
(Duh duh duh duh duh)
They knew it couldn't happen here
They were so sure it couldn't happen here
But... Suzie...
Yes yes yes-I've always felt that
Yes I agree man, it really makes it... yeah
It's a real thing, man
And it really makes it

Suzie, you just got to town
And we've been, we've been very interested
In your development
Since you first took the shots
Forget it
It can't happen here