Lyrics It Can't Happen Here - Frank Zappa
It
can't
happen
here
It
can't
happen
here
I'm
telling
you,
my
dear
That
it
can't
happen
here
Because
I
been
checkin'
it
out,
baby
I
checked
it
out
a
couple
a
times,
hmmm
And
I'm
telling
you
It
can't
happen
here
Oh
darling,
it's
important
that
you
believe
me
(Bop
bop
bop
bop)
That
it
can't
happen
here
Who
could
imagine
that
they
would
freak
out
somewhere
in
Kansas?
Kansas
Kansas
tototototodo
Kansas
Kansas
tototototodo
Kansas
Kansas
Who
could
imagine
that
they
would
freak
out
in
Minnesota...
Mimimimimimimi
Minnesota,
Minnesota,
Minnesota
Who
could
imagine...
Who
could
imagine
That
they
would
freak
out
in
Washington,
D.C.
It
can't
happen
here
Ba
ba
ba
ba
ba
ba
ba
ba
It
can't
happen
here
It
can't
happen
here
Everybody's
safe
and
it
can't
happen
here
No
freaks
for
us
It
can't
happen
here
Everybody's
clean
and
it
can't
happen
here
No,
no,
it
won't
happen
here
I'm
telling
you
it
can't
It
won't
happen
here
(Bop
bop
didi
bop
didi
bop
bop
bop)
Plastic
folks,
you
know
It
won't
happen
here
You're
safe,
mama
You're
safe,
baby
You
just
cook
a
TV
dinner
And
you
make
it
(Bop
bop
bop)
No
no
no
no
Oh,
we're
gonna
get
a
TV
dinner
and
cook
it
up
Go
get
a
TV
dinner
and
cook
it
up
Cook
it
up
Oh,
and
it
won't
happen
here
(No
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
Man
you
guys
are
really
safe
Everything's
cool
Who
could
imagine
Who
could
imagine
That
they
would
freak
out
in
the
suburbs
I
remember
(tu-tu)
I
remember
(tu-tu)
I
remember
(tu-tu)
They
had
a
swimming
pool
I
remember
(tu-tu)
I
remember
(tu-tu)
They
had
a
swimming
pool
I
remember
(tu-tu)
I
remember
(tu-tu)
They
had
a
swimming
pool
And
they
thought
it
couldn't
happen
here
(Duh
duh
duh
duh
duh)
They
knew
it
couldn't
happen
here
They
were
so
sure
it
couldn't
happen
here
But...
Suzie...
Yes
yes
yes--I've
always
felt
that
Yes
I
agree
man,
it
really
makes
it...
yeah...
It's
a
real
THING,
man
And
it
really
makes
it
(Makes
it)
Suzie,
you
just
got
to
town,
And
we've
been,
we've
been
very
interested
In
your
development
Since
you
first
took
the
shots
Forget
it!
Hmmmm
(It
can't
happen
here)
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1 Can't Afford No Shoes
2 Camarillo Brillo
3 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
4 I'm The Slime
5 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
6 Plastic People
7 Mom & Dad
8 It Can't Happen Here
9 Who Are the Brain Police?
10 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
11 Concentration Moon
12 Trouble Every Day
13 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
14 We're Turning Again
15 Road Ladies
16 What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
17 Find Her Finer
18 Dinah-Moe Humm
19 200 Years Old
20 Be In My Video
21 I Don’t Even Care
22 Heavenly Bank Account
23 Cocaine Decisions
24 Dumb All Over
25 Promiscuous
26 Thing-Fish Intro
27 The Central Scrutinizer
28 Porn Wars Deluxe
29 Tinsel Town Rebellion
30 Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk
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