Lyrics What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are? - Frank Zappa
What′s
a
girl
like
you
Doin'
in
a
place
like
this?
I
left
my
place
after
midnight
And
I
came
to
this
hall
Me
and
my
girlfriend,
we
came
here
Lookin′
to
ball
You
came
to
the
right
place
This
is
it
This
is
the
swingin-est
place
In
New
York
City
No,
shit
How
true
it
is?
(how
true
it
is)
Me
and
my,
me
and
my
girlfriend,
we
come
here
Every
night
looking
for
that
Hot
romance
we
need
We
like
to
get
it
on
Do
you
like
to
get
it
on,
too?
Well
now,
what
did
you
have
in
mind?
Okay,
well
I
get
off
bein'
juked
With
a
baby
octopus
An
spewed
upon
with
cream
corn!
AAH...
UNH!
An'
my
girlfriend,
she
digs
it
With
a
hot
YOOHOO
bottle
While
somebody′s
screamin′:
CORKS
'N′
SAFETIES
PIGS
'N′
DONKEYS
ALICE
COOPER'S
GONNA
...
AAAAAAH!
Well,
it
gets
me
so
hot
I
could
scream
ALICE
COOPER,
ALICE
COOPER!
YAAAAH!
ALICE
COOPER,
ALICE
COOPER!
YAAAAH!
You
two
chicks
sound
real
far
aout
and
groovy
Ever
been
to
a
Holiday
Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Magic
Fingers
in
the
Bed
(Picture
it!)
Wall-mounted
TV
screen
Coffee-Wost
plugged
into
the
bathroom
wall
Formica′s
really
keen!
What
kind
of
girl,
what
kind
of
girl
do
you
think
we
are?
What
kind
of
girl,
what
kind
of
girl
do
you
think
we
are?
Don't
call
us
groupies
That
is
going
too
far
(What
kind
of
girl)
We
wouldn't
ball
you
Just
because
you′re
a
star
These
girls
wouldn′t
let
just
anybody
Spew
on
their
vital
parts
They
want
a
guy
from
a
group
with
a
Big
hit
single
in
the
charts
Funny
you
should
mention
it
Our
new
single
just
made
the
charts
this
week
With
a
bullet!
With
a
bullet!
Lust
let
me
put
a
little
more
Rancid
Budweiser
on
my
beard
right
now,
Baby
And
you
can
show
me
how
a
young
girl
such
as
you
Might
be
thrilled
and
overwhelmed
by
me
What
hotel
did
you
say
you
are
staying
at?
Wanna
split
right
away?
Not
so
fast,
you
sillt
boy...
there's
one
thing
I
gotta
say
We
want
a
guy
from
a
group
who′s
got
a
thing
in
the
charts
We
want
a
guy
from
a
group
who's
got
a
thing
in
the
charts
We
want
a
guy
from
a
group
who′s
got
a
thing
in
the
charts
We
want
a
guy
from
a
group
who's
got
a
thing
in
the
charts
And
if
his
dick
is
a
monster
If
his
dick
is
a
monster
If
his
dick
is
a
monster
We
will
give
him
our
hearts
Hold
it!
Please
hold
it!
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1 Can't Afford No Shoes
2 Camarillo Brillo
3 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
4 I'm The Slime
5 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
6 Plastic People
7 Mom & Dad
8 It Can't Happen Here
9 Who Are the Brain Police?
10 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
11 Concentration Moon
12 Trouble Every Day
13 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
14 We're Turning Again
15 Road Ladies
16 What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
17 Find Her Finer
18 Dinah-Moe Humm
19 200 Years Old
20 Be In My Video
21 I Don’t Even Care
22 Heavenly Bank Account
23 Cocaine Decisions
24 Dumb All Over
25 Promiscuous
26 Thing-Fish Intro
27 The Central Scrutinizer
28 Porn Wars Deluxe
29 Tinsel Town Rebellion
30 Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk
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